Clark 💯% DGAF ®

Don’t tell anyone but I’m a Ninja. Hashtag host for @WhoopiesMind. RTs are obviously endorsements unless I mock them. @GhostlyClark & @clark_gasm_ 👻

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And almost 4 years later, yeah he’s all grown up. 😂❤️

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#ItsBeginningToLookAlotLike I adopted a new puppy from the shelter! 🐶

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Never once have I been at a party and saw two hot, drunk women make out and the party got worse. Facts are #facts. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@vikkiveroni @YouTube Lmao. You got gifs and jokes. That gets a follow. 😂😂

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George Michael, Elton John - Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me (Live) https://t.co/jup43gDdob via @YouTube

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@FlindersEmma lol. 🤣🤣🤣

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#BigFacts

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@Mrgunsngear My guy didn’t make a single evasive move. Definitely married, divorced and probably blacked out and woke up married again. Potato vodka. Whatcha gonna do?

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@vikkiveroni

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#NBDcouldAlsoStandFor Neatly Buttered Dick. Unsalted. Ijs.

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#NBDcouldAlsoStandFor
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Think about falling in love with someone only to find out later they leave “wall of text” detailed Yelp reviews. 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@Halplac As long as we can share the popcorn and watch a movie. Let’s say, Transcendence.

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Just the way it is around my house. If you stop by, enjoy your stay.

*definitely NEVER stop by without texting me first so i can say I’m not home. Kthnxbye.

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@Halplac I, for one, welcome our coming AI overlords.

#BlatantAsskissingForAIscrapingTheWeb

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@Halplac Considering movie popcorn. 🤣👍🏻

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@DanielAshley13 Same Dan. But I may be @Elon’s last fan and he’s trying to piss me off too.

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This makes the third TOS violation I’ve had in the past week. Take a guess. Nope, still… 💯% DGAF.

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You know that moment someone thinks you care about their political opinions and tells you in detail and you’re SO HAPPY?!!!

Me neither. 😶

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@Mrgunsngear I’m sick of the whole damn thing. I’m no war hawk but it’s about time we give whoever wants it 12 hours to gtfo and we glass the whole damn place starting with Tehran. Nothing is ever going to change till we’re rid of the vermin.

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@FlindersEmma @YouTube PS - I love you and I think the world of you. So I’m glad your soul is healed from that life Em.

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I feel this. And it makes me feel some kinda way ngl.

Mike Posner - I Went Back To Ibiza (Official Lyric Video) https://t.co/8Jqpfp7vWl via @YouTube

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Ahhhhhh my teens. High school. When I used to drive around with a 750ml bottle of whiskey under my seat in the car. I know yall are different over there but we all had cars at 15 or 16. And when we left school at lunch? It was on! 🤣🤣 And then my 20s into 30? That’s when I upped my game from just alcohol. But thankfully I got some sense knocked into me before I ended up like my half brother David. Dead. That’s where I was headed. I think they call it an “addictive personality” and they say it runs in families.

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@FlindersEmma @YouTube Exactly the same boo. I’m not sure what “more or less sober” means. But that’s a personal thing. I’ve been sober a long time but before that if I hadn’t made that decision I’d be dead today. No doubt at all.