Thomas

I watch a lot of stuff

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@KT_Commenter I bet this panel could crack the top 3

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

Someone weird as fuck is about to win this auction

[ESPN @espn]

The courtside seat that Taylor Swift sat in during Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals between the New York Knicks and the Cleveland Cavaliers has been listed for auction.

Swift attended the game with her fiancé, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce.
https://t.co/HSqfVUxNUO

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@CallMeK1123 Naked Gun

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

This is easily the dumbest question that's asked on reddit every day in the Sopranos sub. I never stopped rooting for him. It was a tv show, not real life. I wanted him to eat gabagool, fuck strippers, and kill at will for all 6 seasons. It's fictional. You can root for the bad guy. I rooted for Walter White the whole way through Breaking Bad too.

[best of the sopranos @Bestofsopranos]

Which moment made you stop rooting for Tony Soprano?

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

I'm not even commenting on any of the political parts of this, but imagine being a recording artist for 20+ years and more people know the lyrics "... and Moby, you can get stomped by Obie..." than know any of your actual songs. Any other examples of this where an artist with longevity is known more for something another artist said or did?

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

This week Moby showed how to change the world with a single act of defiance.

Amazing bravery, nothing will ever be the same after he put his middle finder up to a sign. Stunning and brave.

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@adamraycomedy Tell me you said "we'll be right back"

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

I'll give them credit, criminals really do a great job at adapting to changes in the world

[armand type beat @2irl4u]

PSA: Do not open your windows in Waymos.
I was assaulted and robbed in a Waymo in the Mission District.

I was punched three times in the face and head. Waymo treats criminals as pedestrians and stops moving, leaving you vulnerable.

They gave me 5 free rides tho

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@luisjgomez I'm going to need to see @EllisMate fight one of these robots at skankfest

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@SleeperBrowns @AlbertBreer @SleeperNFL @SleeperThunder @RamsTapes @SleeperRams @Sleeper_Hoops A baseball guy was running the franchise until a year ago, our GM is consulting basketball guys about football trades, what the hell is this team even doing?

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@redban @grok You have to ask for her to be eating a baconater. That salad talk is the issue.

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@JohnnyLCKai

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

It's like $48 for a half dozen cookies that push you into serious, lifelong health problems. What's not to love?

[🇺🇸 Chloe 🇺🇸 @ChloesPlanet]

I don’t get why crumbl cookies are so popular.

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

Spent my whole life thinking this was just a movie about dancing. Watched it for the first time in my life a few years ago and I had no idea how dark this movie was.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

John Travolta’s legendary opening walk in SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER (1977) wasn’t filmed to the Bee Gees’ “Stayin’ Alive.” The song was added later in post, yet the rhythm matched his strut so perfectly that it became one of the most iconic openings in history.

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@LaVidaLysandra If someone says "hey, I got a meat and cheese tray" we'd all know exactly what they're telling us.

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@LaVidaLysandra It seems like such an unnecessary word.

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@mattS00774142 She was so great on MSSP with Matt and Shane. I'm looking forward to this tonight. Segura usually just sits there quiet for 2 hours when he's on KT so she'll hopefully carry this episode.

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@THA_WAY_ @Kwen_C I would love nothing more than to be completely wrong. It's just frustrating.

[Thomas @CleGuardians330]

@THA_WAY_ @Kwen_C Cool. Can't wait until they hang the banners celebrating the last 2 drafts. Put up before we even see how this draft class plays. Almost a decade into the job and they've been the worst franchise in the league. He's really great. Solid qb room he built too.