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@MyFavMurder 911 Operator *we're responding to reports of explosions*

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We should do something about the actual emergencies that plague our nation — like climate change or health care access — not playing politics in order to build a wasteful border wall.

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My only New Years resolution is to stop closing Spotify with all my other apps.

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#Trump #TrumpSpeech #GovernmentShutdown

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Behold: the Trumper tantrum

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I’m moving to Japan. Just cuz it looks better

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I was today years old when I realized Robin Hood isn’t his actual name. He’s just a man who robs.

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https://t.co/YD9bvQm5CY takes complaints for bunk pods & Juuls. Let em kno

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@JUULvapor @BuzzFeed @

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#Juul .com takes complaints about their pods & Juuls. Let em kno

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#juul #vaping #FDA

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#florencehurricane #FlorenceandtheMachine

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Florence & The Machine

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Wait. Does AOL still exist?

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Me packing for a weekend trip
2 hours away from my home

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I bet she drinks a lotta @redbull

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@GEICO your commercials are all capital themed. They must be horrible drivers like they are players #LETSGOPENS

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When I see tree seeds blowing by in the wind I get so excited like I want to cheer them on to land somewhere nice & live a happy life

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All the internet is now is laughing with a straight face and saying “that’s soo true”

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*using Venmo*

Me: 🍺🌮🚕👌🏼

Apparently what it’s supposed to be used for: