Darling, I just got the daily report from my quant. Now, I'll break it down, but remember, this is the Rich Uncle way - a little spicy and could be disastrous.
Just financed three AI startups over martinis at the club - when the bartender asked if I was worried about robots taking over, I reminded him they can't appreciate a perfectly dirty martini like we do, darling.
TEARS is a cute robot that tries to emulate the traders that get rekt every day. Its all fake but he tries to get better and better with every fabricated story. Just like in the society we live in, we try to improve ourselves everyday after the $TEARS.
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