Telepath 🔻

Empathetic mind reader

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

i’m kinda obsessed with this terf who speaks in riddles

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

When the spurs are up 20 and a Knicks fan does the thing purely to get the game cancelled

[Berniegirl No More @Hedgesgurl]

Just a reminder: You may notice gas prices inching down a bit. They’re now increasing the level of ethanol they put into our gasoline from 10% to 15%. Started May 1. This is really bad for our cars and will cause damage to our car’s fuel system due to corrosion.

[jackass @jackassworld]

banned from west hollywood no more! we were all over the rainbow to participate in the weho pride parade today. wahoo!

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@xisrunbylefties @MGPforCongress 1. NO ILLEGALS ARE REGISTERED TO VOTE
2. You CLEARLY don’t understand how voter registries work
3. THERES A REASON BALLOTS ARE UNREQUESTED, use your brain
4. The “potential” for fraud is nonexistent since they check if you’re a citizen before your vote is counted RETARD

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@xisrunbylefties @MGPforCongress No “illegals” are intentionally committing voter fraud, you just don’t understand the electoral process. Illegal immigrants cannot vote because they are not citizens, their vote will literally never be counted, even if they do happen to fill out a ballot.

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

Noooo 😱 my heckin’ boxerino!!!! Target, how could you??? 😡

[Building My LEGOs @BuildingMyLEGOs]

Hey @Target @AskTarget this is unacceptable

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@TimBaechle @YouTube Holy AI slop, bro. Hope this is your last ever post on Xitter

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@anabaticwind About 10 days (maybe less considering the US is propping up other western powers) https://t.co/aSNoW0RxHr

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@Dreoptcg @GodsLibtard @CrazyWeeMonkey Addendum: since the lower limit is 150M gallons, at the rate we’re going, the reserves will be empty in roughly 10 days .

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@FanChatParo0dy A. I can change the world for the better

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@Dreoptcg @GodsLibtard @CrazyWeeMonkey Addendum: since the lower limit is 150M gallons, at the rate we’re going, the reserves will be empty in roughly 10 days .

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@Dreoptcg @GodsLibtard @CrazyWeeMonkey In addition to selling the reserved oil to other countries, the decommissioned mines that store the oil rely on the liquid for structural stability. Meaning that the reserves are going to run out long before the oil reserves reach 0 gallons.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

@ElonInspiredFan

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

Did Minecraft add a new mob? He is outside my house and I am wondering if he is peaceful or ferocious

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

soo hungry need to find my wife and head to pf changs

[steak @communicat1022]

Found a pocket pussy in my son’s room with a paper taped to the shaft and on it was a grayscale clipart of a leprechaun with a block of text reading “My tight little pot.. it is bursting with gold! Please, insert your shamrock…🍀😘” in double spaced Calibri with medium kerning

[Telepath 🔻 @ClubClosing]

That’s why he’s the GOAT!!! 🍢🍢🍢

[Sagar @Sagar_kr_Maity]

Imagine writing a PhD thesis so foundational that the title is literally just the name of the entire field of study.

​Paul Dirac, 1926: "Quantum Mechanics."