Quarter Century

Yeah I am a quarter century old, thats 25..and yeah im still awesome

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At what age are you too old for #Jerzday ?
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That shit true “@ohhthatswhy: "cray" #thatswhyyouresingle”

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If most guys think with their penis, then I encourage all men to think INSIDE the box!

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@stef_tyW0AH aka bus driver hitting on you.

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“@Undateable_Girl: I'm 99% sure you can see my asshole through these spandex but I don't give a straight fuck #undateable”#verytightbutthole

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25 is the new, >insert your age here< but better
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[BroBible @BroBible]

You Won’t be Able to Watch People Drink Donkey Semen on Tonight’s ‘Fear Factor’ After All http://t.co/3owvV8UZ

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Like a premature ejaculator, sometimes Monday morning comes way to quickly...

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“@Undateable_Girl: Face down ass up in my Chinese food...who needs a boyfriend?” a personal fantasy of mine...

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“@Undateable_Girl: A cool thing todo when your single is smoke a bowl while looking at yourself on photobooth #undateable”aka #lonelyfaggot

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“@CollegeTownLife: Is alcohol an excuse for my entire life? #CTL” it been an excuse for a quarter century of mine
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“@__Peekaboo: RT @senseidarlen3 :
#IMissTheDaysWhen the only place I had hair was on my head” me too
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“@FrancesMcsoley: #IMissTheDaysWhen you could run around naked and it wouldn't be weird. Miss being a kid.” still not weird in most states

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“@KendraHodel: #IMissTheDaysWhen you'd listen to my pointless stories” not you have twitter for that
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“@MadisonReyka: #IMissTheDaysWhen we had neighborhood water wars @Misa_Horny” super soakers?

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@The90sLife I still have VHS porn
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@Undateable_Girl clean mine next for more stimulants?