@anisenot You carry her while she sleeps. You speak gently if she wakes. You promise her a sweet treat when she gets home. You don't consider leaving her so that you dont have to deal with her grumpy mood.
@rukky_nate From the Alphabet of Ben Sira, a medieval Jewish literary work of folklore and satire, not a historical or scriptural record.
Scholars widely regard it as satirical, parodic, and sometimes deliberately provocative toward established religious institutions and figures.