Eric Spradlin

My loves in life are the kids, my College, sports, philosophy, and psychology. I study behavioural sciences and steamships, mainly the Titanic. Parody account.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

Please pray for me. I gave up my job today due to my ulcers. I have been dizzy and losing my balance. I am needing rest.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

Don't try to be me, try to be the best version of yourself. That's what I tell people who admit me.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

Body is hurting today, and broke financially, other than that today is an ok day - 😣 feeling irritated

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

I am on my feet at work. My body takes a beating. It has not been long enough since my ulcer problem for me to feel better.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

I am sick and tired of working my butt off and still being broke. God, please show me what your plan is.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

I can't get no, satisfaction. But I try, and I try, and I try, I can't get no...

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

Im thinking bout a change. Time to realy buckle down, forget the women, and focus on this household.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

It just doesn't make sense. Oh wait.....yeah it does! Thats life buddy.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

President Obamas bracket actually looks ok. He is actualy an avid sports fan.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

and say "no, i need band-aid". Kisses don't work anymore, glad she has grown up

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

Faith comes up to me and shows me a boo-boo on her knee. I kiss it all better, and she looks at me like im crazy...

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

Negotiations have ended! Time to show her I mean business, as well as anyone else that thinks I should lighten up on her.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

one drink and one song deep

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

Almost time to so what I do best, sing, smile, and wink while im doin it.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

Holy cow! Kansas st lost! My bracket sucks now.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

I will fix this. Easy.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

and when it says "im looking for nothing serious" she is saying "I get more a** than a public toilet"

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

News Flash, Eric. When their profile says they "want a relationship", it usually means they are "full of crap". Quit the dang sites, sir.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

karaoke tonite. Im ready to forget this week.

[Eric Spradlin @coachsprad]

It all started with the one I married. I will never be the same again, too much hurt