Cobus Taylor

My goal in life is to elevate small talk to medium talk

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The SpringBoks should bring back Matt Damon. I saw that movie. They were really good when they had Matt Damon. #Springboks #mattdamon #RugbyChampionship

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Jumping on this trend #ai #ActionFigure #trending

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How many people reverse into parking spots? What’s the benefit of it?

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A broom is just an acoustic vacuum.

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As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought. Merry Christmas everyone.

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Seeing @coldplay live should be on everyone’s bucket list.

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Seeing @coldplay live should be on everyone’s bucket list.

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There’s a special kind of peace that comes with snowfall, as the world slows down and everything is wrapped in a cosy, white hush.

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After spotting a falling star we make a wish. We don't judge him for falling. Instead we hope for a miracle.Try doing that for a human once.

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@historyinmemes So many white people in hell according to AI 😂

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People either survive in the jungle or exist in the zoo.

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Remember, you don't have to be a waiter in order to go in a restaurant and wander from table to table asking people, "How's everything tasting"

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ATTENTION: upon further consideration I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience.

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The 200m Butterfly at the Olympics is not as terrifying as it sounds!

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The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal.

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The wealthiest place on the planet is the graveyard. Because in the graveyard we will find inventions that we never ever were exposed to. Ideas, dreams, that never became reality. Hopes and aspirations that were never acted upon.

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Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.

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Picture this: You find a time machine in your backyard. It only has enough power for one round trip. What era or date do you visit and why?⏳🚀 #TimeTravel #WhereWouldYouGo"

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That awkward moment when you realize you’re walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.