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[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

IsBeaU using his platform to call out ba d governance and saying no to ins£curity in a very creative manner !!! This is impressive man 👏

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Terrorists beheaded 8 soldiers & the nation is quiet.

Omo APC dey enjoyyyyy

[Omolola🇨🇦 @barllymarma]

You're squatting with me. I went to work and returned tired and exhausted, only to receive a text from you saying that your boyfriend is around and that I shouldn't come home yet. Is it my apartment or your boyfriend's apartment?

[RIA OF IBADAN @RIAOFIBADAN]

Point of correction, Nigeria is not facing BANDITRY, what we are facing is TERRORISM.

[HRM Oba Omotooyosi Bayo M.Akinleye @KabiesiOlukosi]

Bandit wants implementation of sharia law in Oyo state as part of the ransom demanded.

We told you these are Islamist jihadist, but you said no……Political correctness will not help you and me.

[Cjay🌎 @AnyanwuMalachy]

Since our new security man resumed work in March, my colleague usually sends him to get her lunch.

She usually sends ₦5,000 to his Opay.

The food she buys doesn't exceed ₦4,000, hence the extra tip is for him.

She has done this everyday since that March.

On Tuesday, as she sent him as usual, she later called him on phone to add Tigernut which is sold for ₦1,700 without sending any extra money.

Only for our security guy to call her, and asked for the extra ₦700.

My colleague didn't pay attention to him, because she was busy at work.

Only for our security guy to come back to the office to ask for the extra ₦700 without even buying the food.

Angrily, she asked him to send back her ₦5,000 that she wasn't interested in the food again.

Now our security guy went and told HR that since this week, that my colleague totally snubs his greetings, and it is making him so uncomfortable.

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Jsyk, cutting people off because they support Tinubu is very valid.

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

RFID chips.

Chip the money and follow it.

E come be like say I sabi this thing pass our security agencies.

[Bishop @BishopPOEvang]

Tears in my eyes 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Every girl wants to have fun.

Now here’s the thing…

The ‘lover boys’ can’t afford the outside life

The ‘outsiders’ can’t afford to love and stay committed to one person.

This is the closest to reality.. Deal with it!

[Abdul-Aziz Na'ibi Abubakar @jrnaib2]

Repost Aggressively.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

See the way we’re scrolling like it’s nothing. What was her offence? Why did she deserve to be murdered?

[thami @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

🗣️ TINUBU!! TINUBU!! TINUBU!!!
How many times have we called your name?! 😡

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

That baby she’s carrying doesn’t even know what’s going on. Imagine getting kidnapped and you don’t even know.

Nigeria, man.

[Mayor Of Calabar @Uno_009]

Pooja e no go better for you and your family

Look at this principal, who has reached the peak of her career ,see how traumatized she is 😭Someone with only a few years in service is there, suff£ring and fighting for her life. Her children’s hands are tied and can’t do anything. Her only offense was going to work. Imagine pointing G#n at an elderly woman that has not offended you. I pray she survive this even after their release. Ha! My heart bl££ds😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Fabian Sani Esq @FabianSani8]

Spending 10 million on a one-day wedding when you don’t own a house is top-tier financial illiteracy. I don't care if it's 'your special day.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Make we no ever forget say na for tinubu regime terrorists begin do livestream

[Elizabeth @Eliz_xoxo1]

This Ojude Oba has made me realize that even Nigerians don’t care about their fellow Nigerians 💔