Colin Dodge

Comedian. beer-enthusiast. Ex-co-host/creator of the defunct @distscoundrels & @brewhahapod podcasts.

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I started an Instagram for my rabbit.

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Football is for everyone. It always has been. But the @nfl shouldn’t get dance around the fact that they often aren’t.

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@heathercampbell omg #bushidoblade can you all at @getplayedpod please cover that game!

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@drivingmemadi Maybe you could get him to go as a potato and tell people the mashing happens later?

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Remember how last week an album feel like too much. #CertfiedLoverboy #justright

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The @MiamiHEAT didn’t go over the cap for @KingJames @DwyaneWade @chrisbosh. So stop this @CP3 to @lakers talk. They can’t afford him and LeBron and AD and have a bench that can help two aging stars and an injury concern.

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@JacobBenavidez9 @KingJames Or don’t he loses cause he thinks he will

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@Biykend @KingJames

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@KingJames #recruiting cause you know AD is a bust cause of injuries

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@BillSimmons is Ayton actual as good as we thought all playoffs or is his inability to stop Giannis the same thing we’re saying about Tucker’s inability to stop KD.

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This article might as well be titled “Should the Atlanta Hawks dribble the basketball?” Because obviously yes. https://t.co/0hbT58tWwE

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@doughboyspod @Jordan_Morris Stone is still independently operated. I don’t fault anyone who sells, but what Stone is doing is pretty cool.

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Till time die, I’m galacticly fly. 👉🤛

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@BillSimmons is CJ for Love the best option on the market for both @trailblazers and @cavs. No picks, No others just CJ for Love? I can't think of a way for any other trade for either Love or CJ.

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Of the 1212 NBA players that Jordan played 310 never beat him ever and he averaged 37.1 in 1987 and did it all with mid and close range shots. Two or three guys get the Lakers a ring or two and that’s comparable. Get out of here.

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Hearing an in studio episode of @ComedyBangBang really makes me appreciate how much work they put in to those remote episodes to match the energy the show always had. Podcast got me through this year.

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@getplayedpod @ 12 I beat Metal Gear Solid on a rental. I have 3 bros. After 1 hr of play, 3 went to the others & evening was no gametime. I played @midnight (get it) til the sun rose in secret. But I did it! #humblebrag what’s your biggest childhood video game accomplishment?

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@PFTompkins I googled renouncing verification & only you came up. I’m curious about the decision. It felt like a step to chase as I do comedy, but not one I grew up caring about. You chase what you can. But you’re the best, don’t care if you have a check. Just curious about it.

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Getting @YouTube to search internet conspiracies on your @amazon fire TV is as difficult as @PepsiCo @Wendys @Facebook @Disney. That’s not a sentence but this is what social media is right? Glad to be back.

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When in the world would five on it ever get you half of a sack?

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I don’t love that my name is two letters away from being @dogecoin. I don’t love that it took me five years to realize that, but if they are looking for a speaking side kick for that dog, I’m available.