Ben Knaus

Jesus fan, Kentucky Colonel, business analyst, former Southern Miss tour guide, and connoisseur of hot sauce.

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@JHUNT492 Absolutely! Glad to hear you're ok.

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

FYI for those folks running Ubiquiti gear out there: https://t.co/zFbNyRpjwS

[Lecrae @lecrae]

You can’t cancel Gods plans.

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@tapairportugal Qual é a melhor maneira de ter alguém para ajudar com uma reserva? O que eu preciso não está disponível online e parece que ninguém atende o telefone pelo número [phone]

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

Meanwhile, the 10 year treasury yield curve inverted last friday. Just in case you were curious.

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@QuestionablyTan I see the vision.

https://t.co/LVfF5Yzdb6

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@jcgrenn @ChickfilA Enough with these sausage shenanigans. Spicy chicken in the breakfast menu is the way of the future.

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@nixcraft 100% accurate

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@DocDoc_Zeus Nah. Your relevancy just shifted to a new demographic.

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@QuestionablyTan You seem surprisingly upset over a loved one winning a dozen donuts. Is it time for a Skype date?

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@QuestionablyTan I'd like to humbly submit for your consideration the following nominee for "Soundtrack of the Day": https://t.co/Zso0Axtd4q

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@Tripneg tehehehe I see what you did there...

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

@MarketFoolery a little unsolicited end of show soundtrack inspiration: https://t.co/IrMh9hDwcD

Make of that what you will. 😉

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

A touching video of someone who touches lives in a special way. Worth the 10 minutes--especially if you hearken from Southern Miss
https://t.co/djhuIuYKX6

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

I'm not trying to make light of the situation. Hurricanes are a very serious deal. That being said, #HurricaneFlorence is a great excuse to blast some Florence + The Machine. https://t.co/CE8gOsNoe7

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

Mom: "Those guys in the lobby wearing the Gee-ko shirts. Do they work for a geology company?"
Me: "Mom, those are Geico folks."
#stuffMomSays
@kaknaus

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

Plot twist: Bob Ross was really making graphics for Magic cards.

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

It's been so long since I've been on facebook that I didn't recognize half of the people in my feed. Apparently if you get married and change your name I have no idea who you are.

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

#thingsIthoughtIwouldNeverSay "of course I rode my bike! It wasn't that hot; only 100 today."

[Ben Knaus @Colonel_Knaus]

Success is not a zero-sum game.