colton helton

Your bio says a lot about you.

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

Jordan's back at it again with the ex #fakepattys #damnjordan

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@brettvogt You mean male

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How do you say Clamato?

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Have goals. Then go get them.

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My first action as a 21 year old will be going to Applebee's to get turnt

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

@lexiternes Wax that booty-kid rock

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

Thought I would be smart and buy sandwich fixings for work. I ate 12 sandwiches in 3 days and am now out of supplies. Incredible

[Jaime Schultz @jay_schultz3]

her: “Im not gonna fall for him again”
him: “hi”
her:

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

The tiger is essentially a four door tuna

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

Hope- "your jokes aren't just dad jokes, they're literally dad's jokes"

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

@LucasMadding It's called a kitten

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@FrankieZ21 Did you mean where can I buy dope in a sombrero?

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You never really know a person til you have a bite of their chipotle.

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

@baileysanto I could probably fit you in

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@AJHolsapple @Flinnstone59 2 weeks brothers. The squad will rise again✊🏼

[Mind Blowing @MindBlowing]

don’t say anything, just retweet https://t.co/kFMJ8KaarH

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

@LucasMadding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is exactly how I envision meeting my future ex wife

[colton helton @coltonhelton]

@kalenschultz How do you feel about keychains