Collie Tyrrell

Irish comedian living in NYC. On tour now. Live streams Thursday 8pm EST. 1/3 of Cockfight Podcast.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Anyone remember the Naked philanthropist who gave titty pics to people who donated towards the wildlife fires? What happened to her? Did she die?

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

streamin now https://t.co/0k1nXcLSBF

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

If South Korea win I’ll show hole

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

I’m streaming again later. Sorry again for not inviting you guys last week.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

I just did a live stream. I shoulda told you about it. My bad.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

The comedy club audience when I ask a couple in the front row how long they’ve been dating and they say they’re siblings

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Spurs in 7

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

@service_top_ok DELETE THIS

[Lev Fer @levfercomedy]

This may be the worst special of all time.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

I think all 21 years olds should be drowned.

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.

According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake

The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials

"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.

"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.

Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.

"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said

Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

@Ordovician71 what kid? there isnt a kid in the video. He's 21. Drown him.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

21 years old is old enough to be drowned in a lake. Free the old man.

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

A 70-year-old man was charged with attempted murder after he tried to drown a 21-year-old man on crutches at a residents-only lake in Hopkinton, Massachusetts, over a dispute about access to the lake.

According to a Hopkinton police report, Dana shouted at a group of young men that it was "time to go," referring to the group riding a jet ski on the lake

The group and Dana shout back and forth, with Dana eventually walking up to the group to confront them, according to officials

"Are you going to beat up a cripple?" one of Duffy's friends reportedly asked Dana.

"I don't care, I'll take a cripple." Dana responded, according to the report.

Speaking with NewsCenter 5, the victim, Matthew Duffy, said he feared for his life.

"I was so scared for my life because I can't fight back, I broke practically everything and this guy's on top of me under the water, I can't see what's going on, I can't fight back," Duffy said

Steven Dana was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

I just did a live stream. I shoulda told you about it. My bad.

[Mike @SideshowBobRoss]

@columtyrrell https://t.co/TYluceRZhe

Were you aware of this mans existence?

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

I'm looking for someone who works in Merch/Clothing Manufacturing that can help me make some customized Irish Flat Caps. If that's you or you know someone please let me know. Looking for a fast turn around on these. Thank you.

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

My new book, Wigger Bible, is up for pre-sale now. It is a comprehensive guide to the wonderful world of wigs. Pre-sales are a big deal with book sales, so I’m calling upon all my wigger brethren to help me reach my pre-sale goal.

I’d love to eventually get my books published and documented pre-sales help that. You can order at https://t.co/rd34noHZII. Thank you guys.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

I cant prove it but Israel is preventing me from selling a lot of tickets in Tulsa this weekend

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt

"EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga.

If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker couldn’t stop LAUGHING while reacting to Dr. Umar calling Shane a “Neanderthal” after the Kevin Hart roast 😭💀👀

Shane says he wants to buy Dr. Umar’s unfinished school, rename it “Robert E. Lee School for Whites Only,” and have Dr. Umar come on one of his shows to give a speech 🤣

“I just want to see the school. I’m not trying to break the guy’s balls. I just want to… I’ve been hearing about the school for a while. I’m like, let’s get it open.”

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

@PaulStockton80 @Naim__Ali @duraganddeertag this is not a strange fight this is a long ongoing war that he is unaware about

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Harland is compromised. Now we know why he wouldnt go on @duraganddeertag

[Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

New: Joe Rogan gets in serious debate with Harland Williams over why the US should not be at war with Iran:

ROGAN: “I don’t like this Iran war thing.”

WILLIAMS: “You don’t like the idea of preventing Iran from having a nuclear weapon? That’s a pretty good concept.”

ROGAN: “I don’t want Afghanistan 2.0 where we end up being stuck there for 20 years and milk American taxpayers in the process.”

WILLIAMS: “We’re preventing a rebel country from getting a bomb that can destroy parts of our planet. I think it’s worth it.”

ROGAN: “In theory yes, but the truth is Iran was not close or even capable of having a nuclear weapon.”

WILLIAMS: “They were pursuing it though.”

ROGAN: “This is Israel’s war. I get why they want this conflict, but I don’t know if it’s a good thing for America.”

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

shout out to rivers. rivers rule.

[Milos @milos_gis]

One of the prettiest river networks that I mapped, but never visited