matti 🎷🧌 (they/them)

jerry’s mama

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

totally pwning all these noobs.Combmatt ftw

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

@YJj1064719 @niggacuntfuck @Kukukachoo62 @shaabiranks more recent that the USS Liberty attack

https://t.co/F0p5g3sDFw

[Hasan's Old Tweets @HasansOldTweets]

Hasan dabs up friend and triply-accused r*pist, Damilare Sonoiki, on the basketball court this morning.

Hasan knows of the r*pe allegations detailed below from official Title IX complaints.

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

they should let the islanders watch SGDQ in the villa

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

@ethanp0iss0n he’ll yea thanks for the tubby speedo representation

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

is this plate supposed to take longer than 5 minutes to prepare

[GetUpdated @DoIKnowYourFaDa]

Nahhh Carl is so romantic .. just look at this breakfast 😱😍

[♓︎ #OSAMATRINLADEN @prettyistic]

before you call yourself a people pleaser, i need you to name 10 people who are pleased with you.

[phlox @xX_phlox_360]

You can tell they laid off half of their employees

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

@maggichips he’s so Hank Hill in this clip

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

@sincerebigmouth @maggichips he was too busy manspreading on Insincere 🔥

[megan good @jckhatesme]

why are you voting for jill stein get real

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

I Love Boosters will cause sex to happen.

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

Hell on Earth

[Dexter Merschbrock @DMerschbrock]

What should we call the empty space between all these metro areas???

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

@BergTheBuilder @aaaronson jefferson city

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

This clip was literally a reference I sent to Tune-Yards.

We contemplated going up and finding this guy to record him.

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

why is tweeting the only way to stop feeling so pathetic

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

seinfeld, bong, think about future, repeat

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

my therapist is going to be Thrilled this wednesday

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

is that a cat shaped bong

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

They just don't make shows like this anymore. #seinfeld

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

They just don't make shows like this anymore. #seinfeld

[matti 🎷🧌 (they/them) @combmatt]

i hate being from the quad cities bc every time i open facebook it wants me to send Dave Blunts a friend request