Sk Compzard

I love Mancity, Wizkid, Messi and Haaland. And my life is all about cryptocurrencies. I trade Memecoins for a living. 📈📉

[Sk Compzard @compzard]

I just dey cry since yesterday. I fucking did it. Tears of Joy won kill me. This is my dream car.

I am the happiest man alive. I am proud of myself. I am so proud of my win. I know where I came from. As a trenches boy, It didn’t look possible but I fucking did it.

[Sk Compzard @compzard]

Rx 350 from 2016 model upwards

[Glowing Vee🩷🌹 @glowinvee]

“Absolutely nobody in this life can finish one billion dollars no matter what you want to buy ...... If i ask you now to list what you'll buy with that money you can't won't spend upto 300m dollars”

— Seun Kuti

As the interviewer begin list things na once he change mouth 😭😂

[Pavel Durov @durov]

Last night Apple briefly removed Telegram from the AppStore because a user had planted illegal porn in a public chat.

Telegram was restored within hours. But I want to explain what happened — to warn other app developers and help protect online communities from similar attacks.

Because Telegram quickly removes illegal content from public groups using all kinds of moderation tools, the attacker had to resort to a technical trick. He inserted AI-modified illegal content by editing an old message in an active group chat. As a result the content was effectively hidden from the group’s members, preventing them from seeing/reporting it.

The attacker was a takedown extortionist: someone who demands ransom from group owners in exchange for not targeting their communities. These extortionists use automated accounts to plant illegal content in public groups and then report it directly to Apple, attempting to trigger the removal of legitimate communities whose owners refused to pay them.

From a practical standpoint, illegal pornographic content in Telegram’s public groups is not a systemic problem. Our moderation is effective. The fact that attackers must resort to backdated, effectively invisible content and other technical tricks proves this.

⚠️ However, there are two important lessons here for app developers and online communities:

— Extortionists have found a way to manipulate Apple into overreacting. Apple removed Telegram from the App Store before contacting us. This creates a potential systemic risk for every mobile app that hosts user-generated content. If an app used by more than a billion people can be removed from the App Store without prior warning, any app can be.

— The tactics used by takedown extortionists are evolving, putting communities across social platforms at risk. Telegram has extensive experience identifying the tricks used by coordinated reporting gangs and protecting legitimate communities (even when doing so risks our own app being temporarily removed from the App Store). Other platforms may not be equally prepared.

Stay vigilant! ☝️

[Zindel kira @Zenith4luv]

If you think people are STINGY,

Calm down and look for a job,

Work for a month.

Get paid and start sharing the money

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

¿Por qué los huesos sanan, el cabello y las uñas vuelven a crecer, pero los dientes no se curan ni vuelven a crecer nunca?

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

If your babe dey follow dem sell Land for this Abuja, you never get babe o.

[YH @Yemihazan]

LMAO... So birds were lying about EFCC not finding anything on Judas & Paul

Meanwhile, EFCC has forfeited 2 of their new houses... I will watch this movie to the end 😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I was with a colleague today and he was telling me that he just got married, i asked him why he didn’t send me an IV cos he was in my office last month and he told me that there was no ceremony at all. No reception, no church wedding, he just collected list from his wife’s family, bought everything, called his brother who’s a pastor and went with him and his family to pay dowry. I asked him if his wife was okay with it and he said “Pharm in this life ehn, just marry a woman that understands you”. No more questions asked, i just congratulated him.

[willinill! @willinilli024]

"Except your mum"

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

GehGeh don advise you. Na you no listen.

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

He used to be my neighbor in ajah 2022, I know the girl he’s talking about.

I knew It was just a matter of time before she dealt with him.

Niqqa wasn’t moving with sense

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“My Fiancee Cheated On Me. This Is Someone I Invested My Life And Money In. I’m Not The Kind Of Person Who Comes Online To Talk About My Personal Issues, But This Really Hurts. I Paid Her School Fees From 200 Level Through Her Final Year, Opened a Shop For Her, And Even Built a House For Her Parents. Looking Back, I Feel So Stupid.” ~ Popular Nigerian Comedian Mazi Okeke Reveals 💔

[Raj Chohan @rajsinghchohan]

This was the correct theory. However their execution looks off. They should’ve been sealing Akliouche whilst PSG were faffing around with Diomande deal. However the ultimate failure was not replacing Mahrez with Olise a few years ago. Man City‘s squad has steadily eroded.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

No criminal would’ve escaped me that night, you’re catching an upper cut just for jaywalking

[tk @tkisrage]

So Tobey Maguire is the only Spider-Man that organically makes webs, the others need web shooters, but that doesn’t really make sense lol, why can they not make webs?? So basically you can run on walls and have fast instincts but no webs lmaoo nigga you are cockroach man

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨🚨🎙️| Ferran Torres: “I have a contract with Barcelona, but in football you NEVER know. I'm waiting to make the right decision. I still don't know.”

On his dream club: “Yes, I have a dream club. I just want to be happy.” #fcblive

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

World President @Zlatan_Ibile

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⏳⌛️

[OB @ofbmar]

selling savio to sign neto should clearly tell you the direction this club is headed