condensedmilk

rated best content on this side of the delgermoron river

[condensedmilk @condensedmilk20]

@andaliferopulos @chess24com Nxd4 is the sacrifice, with the c5 knight now hanging after … Nxd4 Bxc5. And if white declines to recapture on d4, then black just takes Nxf3+ with check and is better

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kirger bing

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Damn girl ur neural pathways are so well-worn

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My neon blue recorder has arrived in the mail and I am now ready to commit crimes

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@OatmilkDealer With your history of driving exams ur gonna crash ur car anyways

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Huh?

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Just realized my likes probably show up on y’alls feed dw about it

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Mysterious, aloof paupers that exude the aura of timelessness out of business now that nobody walks on streets anymore to hear their endless wisdom

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a more modest start to #ReopenAmerica would be to #reopendairyqueen please I’m in withdrawal I’m gonna fucking die

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Just read that having a sense of humor is a symptom of corona - thank god, I’m safe

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I would like to apologize for my recent inactivity on Twitter. I have been struggling with Not Giving A Fuck and shall, perchance, return once I do.

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Can god delete the Deep South in his next patch please.

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I’m going to put leprosy bacteria in the water supply if my mother does not deliver me chicken nuggest immediately

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I will singlehandedly delete coronavirus by dying before it can kill me

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Dance monkey is proof that god scientifically cannot exist, or if he did, has perished from the raw amount of sin in that composition.

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Bro climate change is so fucking easy to fix just take air from Antarctica and bring it over here Jesus fucking Christ does nobody in this planet have a brain.

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Dude relax my black tar heroin use isn’t a problem it’s just a guilty pleasure, like the fact that you listen to Carly Rae Jepsen, you little shit.