The Salty Medic

God Fearing | Coffee Guzzling | Whiskey Sipping | Tube Dropping | Taco Eating | Gun Toting | Boot Wearing | Paramedic | #SinnerSavedByGrace | #SaltyAF | John8:7

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

**Lifting the gurney out of the rig**
Patient: Ohh, please don’t drop me.

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: We only drop people on Tuesdays.

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

@SamRaj49

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

@SamRaj49

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

May peace, comfort, and strength surround everyone impacted by this heartbreaking loss. My thoughts, prayers, and deepest condolences are with you. May God bring you comfort and healing in the days ahead.

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

I’m not on social media much these days, but tonight my heart is broken for the first responders in Coeur d’Alene.

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

I serve on my county’s CISM and Peer Support teams, and I want to encourage anyone affected by this tragedy to reach out to someone. This is a life-altering event, please, don’t carry it alone.

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

I can handle people hoarding toilet paper and hand sanitizer only to sell it for a profit. But someone in my county has purchased all the baby formula and is trying to sell it at $75 a pop. Whoever you are, you deserve to have the fucking shit beat out of you.

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

From my station to yours, wishing everyone a #MerryChristmas.

To everyone that’s working, stay safe and make it home to your families. For everyone else, drink a beer (or 2 or 3) for me.

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

**me bringing in an over dramatic regular**
Pt: **moaning** I need that pain medication that starts with a D, it’s the only medication that helps.
Nurse: DaTramadol?
Me:

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

I agree 110%!!! 🙌🙌🙌

[katie van slyke @Katievanslyke]

Some of y’all didn’t grow up stacking an endless amount of wood as one of your chores, and it shows.

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

We’re basically a bad situation just waiting to happen... seriously tho guys, I want to hear your opinions. This is a super controversial topic where I’m at rn.

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

Question, what’s your guys policy on suicides/suicide threats? Do you stage for law on every patient or leave it to provider discretion? Does your dispatch center share pertinent information? What would you change?

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

That said, I think we should stage for all suicide threats, in our system EMS is NOT properly equipped for these situations. We’re not trained in defense tactics, we don’t have anything to defend ourselves with, and there’s no formal de-escalation training. And we’re complacent!

[The Salty Medic @ConfessionsEMT]

Serious question, what do your departments hand out for Halloween? I was thinking about adding glow sticks to our list this year. Looking for some affordable ideas for my volly department.