Connor Jacko

[- @NotPaneen]

He has no idea that kids an Arsenal fan, bless him

[dave ‘the bullet’ mayhem @hooosierdaddy67]

These jokes just write themselves

[Gvido @cfc_gvido]

Cole Palmer's reaction still k*lls me to this day

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

P.D. Aprovechando la buena relación con vuestro nuevo presidente, a ver si dejáis de 'robar' jugadores de nuestra Academia. ¡Muchas gracias, @realmadrid!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Atlético Madrid statement following €150m bid from Real Madrid for Julián Álvarez.

“1. You cut the video of the Pope where he said he was also an Atleti fan.

2. You must have confused ethics with gratitude, but to leave no doubts: we don't thank you for anything.

3. We are not studying nor considering any offer for Julián.

4. How could we [Madrid] not get along, when you make us laugh even more than Barcelona.”

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

Bro fell for the offside trap😭😭

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Bank says I can't afford an £800 a month mortgage so I pay £1300 a month rent instead.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

This Liverpool fans T shirt 👀

[𝐌yke @free__flowing]

"You have a Champions League/Premier League game, Isak can’t play both of those"

125 million Great British Pounds.

[owen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @reidy_nffc]

Size Shmuel

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

A £50k a year salarary in 1990 would be around £150k in today's money.

A £50k salary in 2026 would be around £17k in 1990.

Tell us again how we have it easy?

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Diogo Jota's wife, Rute Cardoso, has written a letter to Scotland captain Andy Robertson ahead of the World Cup.

She thanks Robertson for his friendship, and for preserving Diogo's memory. Robertson adds he'll have Jota at the forefront of his mind.🙏

[WolfRMFC @WolfRMFC]

*fight breaks out in the dressing room*

Pepe:

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

It's 2004 and you just started playing Spider-Man 2

[T/R Football @Trfootballx]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan:

“The DIFFERENCE between Messi and Ronaldo is that People tell Messi that he's the GOAT, while Ronaldo tells people that he's the Goat."

[Ashvin 🇫🇷 @gotta__chill]

Respectfully, 100-120 million should get you Vitinha or Joao Neves.

Not Adam Wharton or Elliot Anderson

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Matthew Doyle attended leaving drinks with No. 10 and Labour Party staff at Labour HQ last week, despite being suspended over his links to a paedophile

[@thetimes]

[• dave ellis • @fullback03]

Rice has taken 16 free kicks since he scored against Real Madrid and not scored.
He took 12 before that game and never scored.
His had 23 assists in 8 years in the Premier League.
The overhype for this player who runs around a lot and gesticulates for the cameras is staggering.

[Kieo @kieolfc]

Viva Andoni Iraola
No pasarán the pledge that makes us fight
“Adelante!” is the cry amongst The Kopites

Let us sing for Liverpool tonight

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 PICTURED: Former Prince Andrew with a large bruise on his face earlier today