𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢

here for an ok time, maybe also a long time. He/him/dumb af 🏳️‍🌈

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

Michigan license plates say pure Michigan but what you don’t see is the asterisk that says except Flint

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@mcb180 It’s ok you make the timeline better even if it’s just likes and retweets

[🏳️‍⚧️ iTzNikkitty 🏳️‍⚧️ @iTzNikkitty]

@lenasabrewing Kermit the Frog is the Hatsune Miku of America.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Tired of everybody talkin bout everybody. Just smoke some weed and the chill.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@ellertonxo Missing my party in the USA toothbrush rn

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@davgraham17 Leslie 😔 RIP

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@lenadunham So true Queen one of the only icons I know

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@n8milly Just saying you don’t dream with your whole chest huh

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@hulu I really don’t know about this movie being for comedy fans. Have you seen it

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@35Dabba @urbanfriendden @@bu@bn@@b

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@n8milly Scissor superiority

[latke @latkedelrey]

goooooooood morning sluts and slut-adjacent individuals only

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

First off the new riverdale season is enjoyable in the way that watching the bachelor or bachelorette is. But above all else it’s just the blatant brand placements that are hilarious. Archie pulling out his chime card really just hits different. Archie eating Doritos kinda funny

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔥𝔬𝔢 @CoreyBoland1]

@elliecummingsss Byrnes pretty good sometimes