Corey Freeman

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

No no bc I get the urge to ask my friends this but it’s implied it wouldn’t make sense, like asking if I still like my dog if a friend is visiting shelters 🤔

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

The heart is sarcastic.

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

Owen Hunt is literally a serial killer 😍 #greys #greysanatomy

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

Did everyone else *just* find out about Dilbert guy? I read his book years ago and found out a few chapters in 🫣

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

dilbert guy (wearing shirt that says "i am racist"): i am racist

everyone else: whoa the dilbert guy is racist

dilbert guy (still wearing shirt that says "i am racist"): ah, you've all gleefully misinterpretted my words. how predictably naive of you! i knew this would happen,

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

I get that people enjoy them but Nick’s half asleep crazy hair heart of gold thing just makes me yawn. Meredith has a volume limit on her men. #GreysAnatomy

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

Not a single person opposed to this tweet seems to be an actual business owner. Heh.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

$25/hour minimum wage.

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

You’ve reminded me that I somehow have the entire collection on my phone and I need to make my way through it. ($7/book and no collections to be found 😭)

[. @MarisaKabas]

louis ck played madison square garden last night. cancel culture is not real.

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

I’m so glad I stopped to read this thread bc the orgasm to sponsored content pipeline has me rolling

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

just used a vibrator that changed the trajectory of my entire life. I came like 5 times back to back. felt happiness in its purest form. went to heaven and maybe saw god? I understand human existence now

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

DC. But I manage to fit Martha and Thomas getting blown away in every single IP. Shazam, Aquaman, Flash, Mr. Terrific. There’s always a random scene where we firmly establish the Waynes and their pears are no more.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

What company do you think you guys would buy if you had a lot of money and wanted to feel something? And what impulsive & emotional changes would you make that would ruin it

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

I love how I knew this would be taken seriously in the replies 🫣

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

You guys don't get it. If George Carlin were alive today he'd also invite a billionaire emerald mine heir on stage to try to do PR work for him before calling his audience poor for booing. It's comedy. Look it up.

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

I can be both. He’s two don’t turn him against me yet 😵‍💫

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

We still here? Heh.

[Kay 💞 | Budding Misandrist @kaylalynette__]

I brought collard greens to my job’s potluck and one of my coworkers said it looks gross.

Y’all shoulda seen her face when I told her “well it’s all slaves really had to eat so it’s a traditional meal”

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

#butts

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[Corey Freeman @CoreyFreeman]

Just saw the Chapelle monologue and I have far too many thoughts to share online hahaha imma call my Dad