“Shhh... Be not afraid,” I whisper to my breakfast burrito. “For the time has come to shed this...transportal foil...”
Thanks, folks. I’ll be here all week.
My dad jokes bring a lot of ‘ointment’ to my family... ‘DISAPP’OINTMENT, THAT IS!!!
(my wife took the kids to her sister’s 2 months ago & still won’t return my calls)