Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist

Eh fuck it. This is a reality tv takes and shitposting account now

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

Spent way too long photoshopping a new header while watching feeds, but I have no regrets actually #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

A bunch of bitches with poor media literacy telling each other, “exaaaaaactly” #fma

[Lord Clive @clive174648]

Are y’all ready to talk about the conservative right wing politics of full metal alchemist now?!

[Big Brother Bitez 🔊 @BBBitez]

Angela spinning Devens on pink flamingo GIF #BB28 #BBBitez

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

yash just said he doesn't accurately remember the wall comp bc he didn't win. does he just... block all of his Ls from his mind? is that why he's so dumb? he refuses to remember let alone learn from his mistakes? #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

yash just compared my chemical romance to nickelback and drew went, "nuuuuh?" and i'm dead #BB28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

just an hour and a half of sleepy hgs before pets again lmao #BB28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

monkey's paw troll skippy giving us the most boring feeds #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

drew calling the crossovers so similar to the cookout 🥴 #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

haley admitting she's been avoiding and running away from taylor to not have to have the hard talk #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

haley: she (tayloe) said i was being one way, which is crazy, because chuk was my best friend 😬😬😬 #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

At this point if we get Yash and Haley out I’m genuinely okay with anyone left winning #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

I will laugh my ass off of the time capsule is truly randomized (lmao yeah right) and drew gets a never not pass #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

kamu please keep interrupting melody, I need her to remember how much she hates you #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

kamu throwing little punches in between his pacing in the bathroom is peak cringe #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

@bigbrotherbest do a rock ceremony

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

when kamu gets evicted (hopefully tomorrow) I need Julie to ask him a leading question about how much he likes Frankie grande and then hit him with the fact that’s Jason’s bestie #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

kamu: if haley leaves then my power trio is go- my power trio that totally wasn't real by the way, is gone

#bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

kamu: watch angela win the blockbuster tomorrow ahaha

oh please keep tempting the fates mr. hubris

#bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

did kamu just called mallory "ma..el?". as in, i haven't bothered to learn the difference between you and melody so i'll just say a nickname in between?

which is even dumber when melody uses 'odie' for short?

#bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

kamu's pathetic pitch sums up to: yeah i was working with the icons, but i now i totally want to work with you now that they won't play with me #bb28

[Blair ✨ Eggela Archivist @cosmicillusion]

i don't think kamu reminding mallory how close they are to jury is a good strategy considering how little she wants to be stuck in a jury house with your ass #bb28