🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺

She/Her * Taken * Sleepy Bean * Mango's Momma * Schizophrenic * D&D lover * 4/20 friendly * Spooky *

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[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

(This account is for those 18+)
I post weird shit.
Sometimes memes, art, horny on main, stoned thoughts, dumb quotes, the occasional sad shit, and some DnD shenanigans

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oogie boogie definitely cums bugs

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When your boyfriend comes home from work with gyros, snacks, and a $100 gift card for you ❤️

He's the best 😻❤️😍

[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

Chat he ordered me some noms too all is well

[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

When they order food for themselves and tell you to just cook something for yourself 😭😭

[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

My grandma is the sweetest woman 🥺

I told her I had a migraine and she decided to stop by my apartment and give me medicine and some of my favorite snacks

Such a blessing she is

[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

My boyfriend lookin like yamcha rn

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I'm over on the 🦋 if y'all wanna drop a follow, I would love to find all my friends over there!

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@justin_gribbin Boiiiiiiii

[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

People tell me to do c*missions, then I look at people who actually do them and realize that I'll never make anything worthy of people's money like they do

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@AWizardBrandon The birb always speakin words of wisdom
Thanks OvO

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Just heard someone say the wildest insult:

"You look like Doc Ock under those clothes"

[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

I doodled one of our party members in DND and the next session he died 😭

[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

Currently listening to a child complain about how he isn't popular in Roblox

[🌺🦇 Countess 🦇🌺 @CountessLyrroth]

"Spider-Man doesn't eat with his nose!"

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"I just got Cthulhu'd by my noodles"

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OH MY GOD A PATRICK GAME THAT COMES OUT IN MY BIRTHDAY 😍