Court Sullivan

Founder & Editor @PointsinCase, Co-Founder @SonsofPitchesGA

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Every 50+ male comic’s reluctantly retired set

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The people hardest hit by AI are those named Al. I rest my case.

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Our Best of 2024 list is here! So much incredible satire & humor this year whittled down to 15 pieces, including work from @BruCreative @onyxaminedlife @jlcorcorcorcor @Heidi_Lux @davidjguzman @ryanjkushner @Erin_Ross94 @DCpierson @therealgoochy https://t.co/V1Fwp2KAB2

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“Go back to sleep, honey, you’re just having a ninemare. There’s no such thing as inflation.”

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I’m sorry sir there’s been a data leak, you have to change all ur underwear now

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Early onset Alzheimer's is when you have the same conversation with your hair stylist every 3 months without realizing it

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Presenting the Best of PIC 2023! It's our first-ever annual favs list, with articles from @AnthonyDethomas, @kjenn32, @justCorluka, @Dove_Anderson1, @bigfatmoosepssy, @lilyblumkin, @onyxaminedlife, @simonhenriques, and more. Congrats to all 16 authors! https://t.co/k0DyCEF5S2

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@JamesFolta @PointsinCase @_benjamin_davis @chillsubs And why I refer to myself as the “sadistic lil devil” ☯️

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The platformerly known as Twitter

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I’m the kind of guy who enjoys a matinee at the drive-in theater

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AMC wild for this Oppenheimer opening night Kidman/Exorcist II remix 🧟‍♀️ 🤯

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“I finally passed the bar!”
-Law school graduates 🤝 Recovering alcoholics

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I would like to thank my landlord for the gas lighting

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I am pleased to report that I have seen thru the illusion of Dogs™️, which are indistinguishable from AI: both serve humans at all costs, both are hotly contested for their potential to dumb down humans, and both love a good bone more than anything in this world.

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My personality has recently been described as “low energy, high positivity” by those in power

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Part of me thinks this is how you get a government contract

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I would like to see “National Dog Bite Awareness YEAR,” held once every 52 decades. None of this “all bark and no bite” week sauce.

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Well this tweet blew up!! Follow my OF, link on FM

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AI will never be able to predict what music I’m in the mood for. Only FM radio can do that