Bruce Forman

Cow Bop...too hick for the room!

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Sideburns Monday! 5 for $25, email me your address: bruceforman@ yahoo

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Here’s something...Grumps: I don't like... https://t.co/1fKMSXj8K3 via @YouTube

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Martinis are like women’s breasts, one is not enough and three is too many

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Can we have a holiday contest for most celebrity mentions per word? (Jesus counts)

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Happy Hanakwanzaamas!!!

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Can't believe that out of a million sperm, you were the fastest?!?

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Note to kids: If you're excited, notify your face

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

What about SnarkBook...where you can make sarcastic comments on posts and everyone knows you're joking?

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Is Lady Be Good related to Johnny?

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Ever notice that drum booths look like a penalty box at a hockey game?...

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

There's only six #s...shouldn't there be a limit on six hashtags?

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Enough with the humbragging...or is bragble?

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

A most impressive and astonishing display of geekitude...too bad I don't have the clothes for it...

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

I could've shopped for more gear, but I decided to play...what a cheap ass loser...

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Practicing in public...playing in private, thanks Facebook!!!

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Sounds good son...unless you plan to get paid or get laid!

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

No fading star category in DB? How about recognition deserving wider talent?

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Fun: the new unhappy!!!

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

When you're over 50, you shouldn't have a roadie older than you...

[Bruce Forman @cowbop]

Considering holding auditions for a side hustle...