Just plugged in a 20 year iPod nano (MA489LL).
No lag. No loading indicators. UI is practically instant. No touchscreen.
I plugged in my Bose headphones and played Black Eyed Peas like 2006 was yesterday. Just fucking worked. Incredible.
Technology has gotten worse in so many ways. Younger people have no idea.
One thing I sometimes do in office hours is calculate the implied probability represented by the startup's valuation. E.g. if a startup would be worth 10b if things go as planned and their dday valuation cap is 25m, they're a good bet if they have a 1/400 chance of being right.