Glum

*clown sigh* whatever

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

https://t.co/0qenRUh0ef

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

Guess not….

*clown sob*

Back to the motel….

*clown shrug*

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

@OutsidersEfed If only Lady Luck would return my calls…

*clown sigh*

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

Why do I continue this horrible existence?

[Outsiders Championship Wrestling @OutsidersEfed]

https://t.co/m4SYO0AAA4
Who will win the Piggy Bank? Who will accept the open challenge of @iamceridwen? Will @VhodkaBlack politely decline or fight for the meat? Will @CrackAFrown live??

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

Sign up or something I guess….

*clown sigh*

[Outsiders Championship Wrestling @OutsidersEfed]

@VhodkaBlack
https://t.co/LxxqQ2iyvC

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

They all laugh….

*clown sob*

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

I was happy once….

But then I was birthed and forced to live in this existential crisis…

*clown sigh*

[SCUM (CLOSED) @SCUMMovement]

https://t.co/P6aKJ3fJKr

Read the last show if you haven’t! The final segment is the most important!

Then read this shit and come along for the ride!

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

@OutsidersEfed Photoshop.

*clown sob*

[𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙋𝙎 @DEATHGRAPSWres]

The first night of DEATHGRAPS' KING OF THE KILL is now live and available for viewing!

https://t.co/EsOzlRBOpL

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

*clown sigh*

Maybe or something…

[Outsiders Championship Wrestling @OutsidersEfed]

https://t.co/pN3FMNcY0T
Let the rping begin! Who will be our first Czar?? Will @CrackAFrown be able to unthrone @7WrestlingSins? Will Vic Vinegar get his duster back from Aaron Warthog?

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

*clown sigh*

Almost had it… then someone had to cut the handkerchief…

At least I get to fight a zombie or something…

No chance of survival there….

*clown shrug*

[Outsiders Championship Wrestling @OutsidersEfed]

https://t.co/cexTHlPsgh
Finally posted! Will post the next card tomorrow

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

Coming soon or something…

[OCW: Online Championship Wrestling @ocwhq1]

Put some paint on this guy's face and you might convince me this was @CrackAFrown's debut album

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

I’ve spent my whole life alone. So yeah, temptation whispers. Sounds easy. Safe. Join Dexter, disappear into the machine.

But I have trust issues, and I don’t trust the ones who sell candy.

*clown sigh*

So I guess I’ll fight or something. What’s the worst that can happen?

[RBW @RedByDaylight]

Season 3 Episode 1: Asylum Wars
Q: Give in to temptation or fight the power?

#ooc Reply/DM your answer. Temptation means join "The Alpha" Dexter in New Breed, fight the power means join the opposition team. If you don't answer, it'll be assigned for you.

Show date: End Jul

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

Probably my fault…

I suck…

*clown sob*

[Five Lakes Wrestling @5lakeswrestling]

Still Waters Run Deep Night One is on the air.

The two night event, and 2 year anniversary celebration, kicks off with the Brass Knuckles, New Wave, North American & Openweight Titles on the line.

Plus an impromptu Wildcard Title was match!

https://t.co/NwQhEOBK7l

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

Bunch of clowns…

*clown sigh*

[Five Lakes Wrestling @5lakeswrestling]

We’re just a few days away from Still Waters Run Deep, the 2-year anniversary of Five Lakes Wrestling, and first event in five months.

Here we’ve previewed all the action from Night One..

https://t.co/XFHU8pTNMp

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

Clown vs Cowboy vs Mask

I wish I was more like them…

I wish I could hide my face and be incognito forever…

I wish I could hop on a horse and ride off into the sunset, where there might be a cliff…

*clown sigh*

One can only hope I get strung up by the cowboy…

[Lone Star Underground @LoneStarGraps]

Not My Barn, Not My Cattle.

Tuesday 15th July in Galveston, TX

Full card below, where we crown our first ever Lucha Pride and Texas Death Champions.

https://t.co/FZFspOVRDX

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

So you’re telling me there’s a chance…

Count me in or something…

[OCW: Online Championship Wrestling @ocwhq1]

It's classic pro wrestling security. Sometimes they are there. Sometimes they are not there.

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

How good is boat security?

And how tall are the rails?

*clown sigh*

[OCW: Online Championship Wrestling @ocwhq1]

Got a couple of big names secured for THE GREAT ILLUMANTUS and @SidBuckleyIII's cruise! Meet and greets! Autographs! And, who knows, maybe even the chance to buy some of their merch!

You aren't gonna want to miss this cruise!

[Glum @CrackAFrown]

Is make fun of my opponent or something, but I don’t even know how to pronounce their name…

*clown sigh*

Watch me flop or something again…

[PINNACLE Pro Wrestling @PINNACLE_PW]

𝑺𝑨𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑨𝒀 𝑵𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑰𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑬
— July 5th, 2025
— T-Mobile Arena in Paradise, Nevada

https://t.co/lwrsEiuD0w