craig

Ramblings about football mainly, occasionally other stuff, always bollocks. @OllertonTownCFC Secretary. Trainee cricket fan

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

How many ballers in one picture? #nffc

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

@dalesilvermat3 Occasionally I think back to the summer we signed Veldwijk and I was convinced we’d signed Hollands next number 9

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

Who could have foreseen such horrors? In the USA of all places? I’m shocked

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Nine people have been injured at a shooting near England’s World Cup camp in Missouri

[@TheAthleticFC]

[Trubs City and Guilds @Mr_Trubshawe]

Just helped the landlord with a crate of glasses from the cellar.
It's a fucking ropey pub this one.

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

My kind of content

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

probably not the time for this after 33 wickets in two days, but did anyone else know the Chuckle Brothers weren't related?

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

@dshort9 @O2 Yep. I know for a fact the phone mast is gone. Just wanted these cunts to confirm it and then justify charging me still

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

Hi @O2 received this email today. Funny really, considering I’ve not had any phone signal at home for two weeks. Presume you’re still charging me for the privilege?

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

@O2 Nothing to do with a mast being removed then? Because that’s what we’ve been told locally

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

@O2 Respectfully I disagree with that. Nobody who lives near me has phone signal. But I have phone signal when I leave the town I live in. Your signal checker shows no issues either

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

@O2 No. From what I’m hearing; most of my town are struggling

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

@O2 iPhone

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

Happy start of test match summer day to all those who celebrate

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Disappointed to see some lazy, xenophobic comparisons of Tuchel with Hitler.

Adolf would never have picked Jordan Henderson.

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

Bold of you to assume that clubs aren’t handing out brown envelopes

[NonLeagueHQ @NonLeagueHQ1]

Totally dependent on whether the Club has a player's budget or not.

Once a player is deemed to be making a profit (ie, more than recouping expenses for mileage, equipment), the Club should be running PAYE which adds a level of Finance Admin!

From experience and on AVERAGE:
S7 - £0 to £30
S6 - £0 to £75
S5 - £25 to £150
S4 - £50 to £250

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

@tnekmail Heck of a shout by the way. Another chairman to add to the list we hate

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟎 @Cunha__utd]

Alex Jimenez when he finds out he’s man marking Max Downman for 90 mins

[. @itwasjustbanter]

sean dyche may never become a world class manager but he has the potential to become a world class poster

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

@jakesoper_ @NathanStanton16 Tell me he’s seen the replay now😂

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

Is this… blackmail?

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area.

We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead.

You get what you vote for.

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

For the avoidance of doubt, I mean Vitor Pereira - not the VP

[craig @CraigEmbleton_]

Big VP might be a genius #nffc