Craig

Living In A Well Is The Best Revenge

[Craig @CraigoryM]

@FlyingMonkeys bottles of Paranormal Pumpkin available at the brewery?

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@CYMBLS_EAT_GTRS Think I need help, wanna Get Well... Check out this bar down the street from Garrison tonight in Toronto!

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@FlyingMonkeys @LCBO Awww, what a drag. OK please save me a 24. Be up the weekend of the 16-18 :).

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@FlyingMonkeys @LCBO No bottles in LCBO :(?

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@FlyingMonkeys please don't cause me a spook and say Paranormal Imperial Pumpkin Ale isn't hitting LCBO! Any date for that?

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@stbcbeer Please tell me you're in talks with the @LCBO to bring in Warlock and Pumking this year. Halloween won't be the same!

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So Mel Gibson is a key player on the neighborhood watch here and I've never been happier to be an Anglo Saxon male.

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Great, now when people say I'm on the 'Spectrum', I can shrug and say "Hey, maybe they just saw my Shoppers receipt".

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Branching to other bodily fluids I guess but no Nickelback audible or Twilight Saga in van, so room for improvement.

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Usually I'd feel bad doing graceless jumping jacks with such a low ceiling, but stumbling 1 year old upstairs drew first blood, not me.

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Just told upstairs landlord his baby will be stupidly hip as he's a good 20 years younger than anyone I've heard crying while I play guitar.

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Between my futon assembly and the upstairs landlord's endless renovations, guessing that 'Mama' won't be his toddler's first 4 letter word.

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Not sure how there's been "No Lawsuit For You!".

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At a local, eclectic Asian market so I guess I will be scouted as a Staff Writer for Vice tomorrow.

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Do I calibrate the scale or switch to a beer only miracle weight loss diet?

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It's like choosing a favorite child.

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General car condition in my Mississauga neighborhood suggests I should be jogging with 2 forms of photo ID and a list of possible allergies.

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Happy this restaurant keeps a Harvard Business grad on retainer to perform high level gap assessment.

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Initially Bianca had reservations about entering a male dominated industry so she hired a crack team of surgeons.

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@WellingtonBrew UNREAL time with Karen (Emma Stone doppelganger) and Gord today. Thanks for having us Cheers!