creep

future A list celebrity. currently a failure. deleted at 350k.

[creep @creepthedog]

if you ever see me settle for a 9-5 i give you permission to shoot me in the head

[creep @creepthedog]

chatcbt unfuck my sleep schedule

[creep @creepthedog]

going to bed starving im already training 4 when i end up on the streets

[creep @creepthedog]

the way i stay at home bro i am becoming a furniture

[creep @creepthedog]

@clevercorvid27 usually the wallet for me

[Jakey Faden @KeyJay115]

Low socks are a sensory nightmare from hell designed by Hitlerian disciples.

[creep @creepthedog]

lowkey ur programmed to want dopamine n all that shit like careers and houses and being a good person is just bullshit fake dopamine made up to turn u into a slave. do drugs find love jerk off

[creep @creepthedog]

spiritually 19 years old

[creep @creepthedog]

my beautiful brown eyes are a window into my sensitive soul. so when you look me in the eyes youre staring right at my butt naked spirit. so yeah i avoid eye contact

[creep @creepthedog]

that couch deadly. deadly i tell u

[creep @creepthedog]

they on polymarket betting on which one of my organs fails first

[creep @creepthedog]

that onion ring but my phone on silent 🤫

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theres a small spider built like a tarantula on the wall next to my bed buddy getting eaten in my sleep tn

[creep @creepthedog]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
next year its 7 so its like 67 haha. clean shot between the eyes please blow my shit smoove off

[creep @creepthedog]

is this tuff

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got to try it out today and its peak not much else to say tbh best mod oat not even close idc idc

[creep @creepthedog]

ive been waiting for create aeronautics to come out for years atp this better be good

[creep @creepthedog]

ive been waiting for create aeronautics to come out for years atp this better be good

[creep @creepthedog]

left pocket is for phone because its slot #1 on the hotbar if i had a sword id carry that shit on the left side too

[creep @creepthedog]

fuck lungs i dobt like them

[creep @creepthedog]

i remember before aliexpress and temu became mainstream if you wanted some silly chinese doohickeys u had to pull up to a tourist location and overpay 10x for a rainbow butterfly knife or a golden fidget spinner

[creep @creepthedog]

@Bleu_2ay i have a resource pack somewhere on my pc that turns pigs into gaming chairs. i made it for a build but then realized that theres now herds of gaming chairs in the wild