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if Jack helped you off the horse, would you fuck em?

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Aight I’m out

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Just trying to get rid of the ppl who don’t actually care

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If you see post something and you don’t like it please unfollow me cuz I’m tired of getting like 3 likes on an Instagram post

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When eating your food, remember to chew. It’s not just good manners, it’s healthy for you- the berenstEIN bears

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I delete ppl who don’t follow back on anything cuz I’m petty like that #youknowmetho

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@Lankydave94 And they complain about not getting an Emmy? #letconwayrip

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Did family guy stop being funny or did I just outgrow random gags?

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@ashkenz Get me one too eh

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@BiffDominion Because yellow is a magnificent color

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Little fun fact about me: sometimes I masturbate in the bathroom at work

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I usually hate sequels but lion king 2 is actually pretty dope

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@milkyblew No she doesn’t even know you exists and would prob be really upset if you showed up on her doorstep

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@milkyblew She’s been dying to meet you

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@milkyblew I can ask my mom

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When anyone black does anything #BLM

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@BigPapaRebound Agreed. We have biodegradable cig butts I think we can handle masks and gloves

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I just seen a cracked out old man skipping up the sidewalk and now I don’t know what it feels like to be happy

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I’m almost at 400 tiktok followers, which doesn’t see like a lot but I’m still excited over it

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Hey guys, wanna feel old?

I'm 40.

You're welcome.

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Me: *takes poop*. My ass: