Crystal Blakk

Singer/Songwriter #Armada #BlackHole #GlobalState #FSOE

[Tiny Rebel Music @music_tinyrebel]

🌙 TINY REBEL - LONG NIGHT 👯‍♂️ 🌙 NEW SINGLE ALERT!!!!!!! 🌙 “Long Night” by Tiny Rebel drops 7 Nov! Those late-night studio vibes turned into something magical... A track all about a night out with the lads that goes south real quick!! 😉 Stream everywhere you get your

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

Exciting news!! I’m launching the Crystal Blakk Academy soon teaching aspiring vocalists how to:
🎙️ Set up a cheap studio & record from home
💿 Get your own tracks signed
🌍 Get heard around the world!
Your Voice. Your Studio. Your Time ❤️🎤🎶🎧
#CrystalBlakkAcademy #BlakkOps

[Ollie Jaye 🐺 ◣ ◢ @OllieJaye]

Seems quite fitting that Paula Vennells has turned up to the enquiry dressed as Dr Evil #postofficeinquiry

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

@AmpikaPickston1 @laurensimon835 @bbuk Omfg if she leaves there’s no point in watching it as her and Sharon are the only two interesting people. I wish she would stand up for herself more, I mean who is @ZezeMillz anyway ffs?!

[Ollie Jaye 🐺 ◣ ◢ @OllieJaye]

@bisping I know you used to be a hard house head (Brainbashers gave me my first away gig). Did you ever play any of my tunes back in the day? e.g Imagination or Feel So Good 😜

[Ollie Jaye 🐺 ◣ ◢ @OllieJaye]

I’ve just turned over to #MaskedSingerUK & immediately wondering why @joeldommett is dressed as a Wetherspoons plate?

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

@OllieJaye @rickygervais But honey…you love going in dry?! 🤷‍♀️ #thumbitin #DutchBarn #bigjuicyapples

[Ollie Jaye 🐺 ◣ ◢ @OllieJaye]

Stop the show. @GreggAWallace has delivered the best line since ‘Buttery Biscuit Base’ #CelebrityMasterChef

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

@SophieC35069709 @OllieJaye Your reply clearly proves his point! 🤷‍♀️

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

@OllieJaye Love this…’bellwhiffs’!!! I’m crying!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Ollie Jaye 🐺 ◣ ◢ @OllieJaye]

I’m just here for the fuckwits who say they hate the show, yet still watch every night so that they can pick their phones up to slag off the kids, foreigners & disabled to feel better about their sad existences. Bore off bellwhiffs & have another cry-wank #BritainsGotTalent

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

😝😝😝😝😝

[Ollie Jaye 🐺 ◣ ◢ @OllieJaye]

Nice to see @russellhoward get a place on the plane tonight #SaturdayNightTakeaway

[Ollie Jaye 🐺 ◣ ◢ @OllieJaye]

Happy New Yizzle Dizzle from all of us at the Jaye Hizzle #calired #19crimes @SnoopDogg #HappyNewYear

[Ollie Jaye 🐺 ◣ ◢ @OllieJaye]

This one hurts. Lyricist & vocalist on arguably the greatest dance tune of all time & a lovely bloke with it. Rest easy Maxi Jazz. #faithless

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

Omg I can’t stop looking at @EmmaWillis’s vaginas!! #wardrobefail

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

@CoffeeboiJ It absolutely is. RIP.

[InkLuvv @LuvvInk]

Fabulous show at @cliffpavillion with @DerrenBrown . Complete mind meld?!! Waiting for my memory to return!! On another note, who the hell was the backing choir at end with the singer? She was ace but backing vox looked like they had just come from Xfactor audition reject pile!

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

Amazing show with @DerrenBrown in Southend tonight. I’m still trying to work out how I lost around 10 seconds of my life without being hypnotised or manipulated directly. I’m a huge sceptic but I can’t switch my brain off trying to work this out! Seriously recommend this show!!

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

@CoffeeboiJ Fabulous!

[Crystal Blakk @crystalblakk]

Why didn’t all the NHS choir members have microphones? It kinda makes it feel like not every choir member mattered? #bgt