Sir Cum-ference

...at my Queen's round table eating her pi.

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Massive tribute for the beautiful @Qween_Carly and 7 of her closest friends. They each got their own yummy rope of tasty cum, and some even got a little extra!

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@JebraFaushay #firstworldproblems

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@curvymomHot Oh, you are making my dick react. 100%!

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@ItsLailajx Why does his stomach have a nose?

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@Mysticallyme34 That seems closer to "perfection" than "fat", "curvy", "thick", etc.... I know different people have different preferences, but to me, she is utterly gorgeous.

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@onlyleilalewis B, D, then A. Can't cook, we will order in.

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@sankii_memer Yeah, because this is the shit the world should view as funny.

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@Mishi_2210 500÷1/2=1000
1000+50=1050

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@Mishi_2210 1050

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@idiotsact Thanks for that green arrow. Really helped the idiot be identifiable.

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@AlySky913 You couldn't have described me more accurately if you tried!

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@AlySky913 🖐 Michigan

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@AlySky913 Personally, I'd love to be in a chubby bisexual mom....

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@AlySky913 Fuck... I'll take a blow job whenever you get to Michigan. No problem with you recording it!

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@Mialygosa 3. All day. All night. Everyday of the week.

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@bethanieanee I do, as a matter of fact. Thanks. Good looking out....

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@Matt_Pinner Great rack....of ribs, Aunt Shirley!

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@tsmelissa12 How about dialing up the kink a notch or 3 and pegging me in front of my wife?

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@BoredomDidIt I call my dad to tell him mom is stuck and needs help. Then tell mom to hang in there.

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@RealVinnieJames @harris_wins Really says something for how terrible the other option was, doesn't it??

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