Sarah Morgan-Reese

why are you following my account I literally post once a year

[Keith Barnes @KBarnes_PG]

In all honestly, if I was sipping a mojito in South Beach and this Bad Bunny gig was playing in the background, I would be good with that.
As a Super Bowl halftime show...meh.

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

@Jason_Aldean you're such a pussy. Take a toaster bath and quit making shitty music.

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

Maybe we'll get the Epstein files before we get #GTA6

[Time Traveler Anonymous @TimeTravelAnon]

@KevinSpacey Nothing?

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

@tacobell if yall get rid of your nachos fries again im gonna commit tax evasion and war crimes in the local taco bell store

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

So call me if you get lost
I'll be here...

[T @tylerthecreator]

i hope you find your way home

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

@CantEverDie No. They're being honest with the child and themselves.

[Ryca @_oRyca_]

The grand tradition of solving complex geopolitical tensions by... targeting college kids. Because nothing says "strategic foreign policy" like revoking the visas of students who are here to study, innovate, and often contribute to the U.S. economy and tech sector.

This kind of move doesn’t just hurt the individuals involved it sends a message to the world that America is becoming more insular, paranoid, and reactionary. And it plays right into the hands of authoritarian governments abroad who love to say, “See? The U.S. isn’t a free or welcoming society after all.”

If the goal is to outcompete China on the global stage, maybe the play shouldn’t be slamming the door on top academic talent. Just a thought.

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

I hate going to pee and I end up pooping like um I wasn't mentally prepared for this

[uncle @fartclit]

jojo siwa cheating on her girlfriend with a man on national tv setting back bisexuality by about 20 years

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

@kcthemoneyman @ResilienceX3 LMFAOOO

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

@sighswoon Are you stupid, dumb, or just in a shitty relationship? I can't tell.

[Dandadan Migraine @Creatormigraine]

@LuigiCaseFiles Luigi might actually get a mistrial god bless

[Duolingo @duolingo]

both killed by a Cybertruck

RIP

[Duolingo @duolingo]

"SAY DRAKE"

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

#SuperBowlHalftimeShow excellent show. Classy and fun. Bravo 👏🏼

[Cutesy Cute 🤍 @cutesycutee]

@kanyewest Real recognize real

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

@Lowenaffchen Guess she got the Glock Tuah

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

Okay what he said about the USA, I don't hate him so much now...
Bros a lot more humble than he lets on. He didn't have to say any of that. #TysonPaul

[Sarah Morgan-Reese @Curlydog4]

Okay great. You beat an old guy. Do you feel cool now? Yawn. #TysonPaul