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[HalfHallucinating.eth 🍄🥃 @CybertronDon]

So explaining to my wife that I spend $100k+ on jpegs went well. She just wants half of the collection in our divorce…🫠

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

UNBELIEVABLE. Vice President Vance just did a double take after hearing this wild stat dropped by Dr. Oz:

"You're saying that we kicked off 800 fraudulent healthcare providers off of the Medicare system and not a single one of them called the government and said, 'hey, you made a mistake?'"

"It's just completely insane."

[Quinten | 048.eth @QuintenFrancois]

If quantum “kills” Bitcoin, it also kills:

• The global banking system
• SWIFT transfers
• Stock exchanges
• Military communications
• Nuclear command systems
• Every HTTPS website on earth

If Bitcoin is dead from quantum, your portfolio is the least of your problems.

[Bitcoin Archive @BitcoinArchive]

The truth about money…

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

AI Made the Best Anti-AI Meme So Far

[Greg Osuri 🇺🇸 @gregosuri]

In America, 65% “own” their homes but have to pay its full value in taxes to the government over 112 years.

Property ownership is just a cleaver delusion.

[Cosmos Airdrops 🪂 @Cosmos_Airdrops]

Look closely at the Top 20 most popular ecosystems in 2025. 📉

$ATOM is completely gone.

For context, in 2024 Cosmos was ranked #7.

Now we have been replaced by Sonic, Hyperliquid and Bittensor. 🥲

[Lark Davis @LarkDavis]

"Relax babe, at least Bitcoin is still at $90,000"

Crypto bros with 90% portfolio in altcoins that are down 90% in the past 2 years:

[Leaders 𝕏 Junction @LeadersJunction]

12 things you need to remember when you're doing well‼️‼️

[Leaders 𝕏 Junction @LeadersJunction]

This is why your only focus should be to get better each day‼️‼️

[Lark Davis @LarkDavis]

Are you gonna take profits this time?

[HalfHallucinating.eth 🍄🥃 @CybertronDon]

@Regrets10x 0x196FAC4917364e9046fBc3637b75B84E5C29CCBf

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

they have no idea

[Forgotten Face @forgotten_face1]

🔵 Astroport Visionary Challenge 🔵

Let’s dream big! Imagine @astroport_fi five years from now—what does its future look like? 👀

Here’s the challenge:
Share your boldest predictions or biggest ideas for Astroport’s evolution—new features, game-changing partnerships, or its ultimate role in DeFi.

Let’s inspire each other and showcase the limitless potential of Astroport! 🚀✨

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I’ll go first:
In five years, I see Astroport as the ultimate liquidity hub, not just for Cosmos but for the entire crypto ecosystem 🤔

Seamless cross-chain liquidity, with direct integrations across major ecosystems like Ethereum, Solana, dYdX, and more. A destination for LPs earning fair rewards and traders enjoying unparalleled efficiency through innovative pool types.
Astroport will also be a home for AI agents, leveraging its efficiency for best execution and adaptive yield optimization.

It will set the gold standard for capital efficiency, attracting projects launching tokens, anyone seeking robust liquidity, and DeFi users chasing yield. 🚀

This is the future we’re building. What’s your vision for Astroport? Let’s hear it! 💡

[Lark Davis @LarkDavis]

POV: Crypto bros when their favorite shitcoin does a 10x

[CryptoDanny 🌊🌶️🏌️‍♂️ @CryptoDanvans]

☁️☁️☁️ good project Akash ☁️☁️☁️

What do you think $AKT will hit this cycle?!

$10 $AKT = 2.483B MC
$50 $AKT = 12.415B MC
$100 $AKT = 24.830B MC
$250 $AKT = 62.075B MC

Currently at 1.163B MC price below 👇

#Cosmos #Akash #IBC #GPU #defi

[HalfHallucinating.eth 🍄🥃 @CybertronDon]

@Cephii1 $AKT Duh Decentralised Cloud AI 🫡⚛️

[ionicXBT @theionicXBT]

“Altcoins are DEAD.”

No, you idiot.

Listen carefully:

The higher $BTC dominance rises,

The harder it will fall.

And when it does,

Alts will explode.

But here’s the SMARTER play.

The alts already showing strength BEFORE BTC dom has even fallen,

Are the ones you want to buy & hold.

That’s your golden ticket.

Don’t miss it.