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goddammit

It ain't much but it's honest penetration.

Secretly Keanu

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I cannot stop thinking about how the director of Con Air's previous directing credit was 10 years earlier and it was the music video for Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up.

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@ZealouslyQuoted Easy.

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My nephew is nominated for sports illustrated youth athlete of the year. Please take the time to vote for him if you have the chance. His name is Xandyn. It would mean a lot to my family.

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This family has been through an unimaginable tragedy. They need our help to cover funeral costs and medical expenses. Please consider donating or sharing to support them in this difficult time. https://t.co/q1ohkRkbqH

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@suecorvette

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@skittle624 This sucks!

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@Cerra__ I use mine once and then it's an after sex towel.

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@octopuscaveman I haven't been well since December.

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@TheBumblingBee_ Comically oversized anvil.

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Soooo, this man-crush-Monday thingy…how exactly am I supposed to crush him?

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If you're really tall and grim looking, there's a very good chance that people call you Lurch behind your back.

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@shehasfreckles FUCK!!! ASS!!!

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@KaylaChowShow I sit down to pee and sometimes poop happens. I call it an uninvited guest.

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@killgeniveve I never shit without a piss. It's gotta hang.

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@absolutelyamyyy Leave the dreamkillers at home!

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@PoleSnail That means it's over. They don't like you. They think they're better than you. Let it go and get over it. It's gonna be tough but you can make it.

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@Jane_Doe82 I would suggest "Fri-yay."

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@SketchesbyBoze I've been in love with it ever since middle school. Kids are smart.

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@BobGolen You're in good company.

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@KaylaChowShow Personal property tax

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@MadHatterMommy Fuck it.