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(gal. 6:17)

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drarrism

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lucius getting his gay son and his sorry ass team the best gears in town cracked me so bad. he was geeking over raising a d1 athlete meanwhile draco busy fagging out w harry on the field

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@a30986469 yume you need to expose that man, post that excel spreadsheet post haste. he is a danger to himself and society. he gonna die (again) about that boy pussy. he done lost his entire mind before year 3

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rereading the books got me looking at harry different :/ damn my goat really a simp….like i wanna play in draco’s ass too so i get it but it gets to a point 😭 why is draco’s name ALWAYS in his mouth. racist femboy cookie stays on his mind like bro pls relax

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@a30986469 i got his tea, its bc his feelings towards draco is so perverted and beastly it cannot be acknowledged even in his own mind 🙂‍↕️

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Harry but w a buzz cut 🤔

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recent hp eats. butterbeer creamer is sooooooo good. add 3 tablespoons to a can of cream soda. trust 🙂‍↕️

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@toxikgato harry asking professor snape to sign his grade check for quidditch eligibility ends up forging it anyways 🙂‍↔️

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denying draco of his gold plated savior wokecock is anti restorative justice 🙂‍↔️ draco getting his hole pounded is a core part of his rehabilitation program actually

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the big idea is always hpdm but i really enjoy the brief period when fics put harry in a hello kitty pjs girl or goth femboy dilemma like i want harry to fully understand he is actively making his life worse by cracking draco ykwim? dive head first into boy hole of big mistake

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sometimes i wonder if there is a sensible middle ground btw self lubing asshole and hairy balls veins yaoi

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mpreg miscarriage fic is surprisingly few and sparse on ao3. computer turn draco malfoys womb into atomic wasteland

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Yule ball ahaha

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@dracoinblue voldemid lowk elevated draco’s bussy if u think about it. he is arguably the first ethical natural blond twink w a fund…..like woah this butterfly effect….

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i believe the events of half blood prince has thrown draco off his life path of demon twinkary. he has learnt from the trauma and self actualized into a godly divine twink. he is in a higher caliber of twinks is what i am saying

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dropped a bag on weighted blankie, the neuroatypical are very convincing. well anyways w all my new found blanket knowledge i can finally construct a nest worthy to omega draco to slick and slide on. we will start w a 25 pounds knitted bearaby and a XL leopard print lola

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buttbabies discourse gotta be my fav fandom dead horse like these ppl are dead serious about this anti mpreg feminism shit man 😭 the type of politics you land on only when u hit the perfect extreme social isolation + wifi poisoning + room iq combo

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@0947pl61he99al yaoi is inherently feminist, female supremacist even. objectifying men is good, off shoring the labor of reproduction to men is even better. gay ships save women from the rotten and degrading path of heterosexuality.

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burdened by prophecy, constrained by technology of his time. harry should have been a looksmaxxing teen abusing ped averaging 18 hours daily screen time. he could have been hate gooning to his femboy stacylite schoolmate draco malfoy, the narrative stole this from him.

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@0947pl61he99al no this is too real cause all things considered draco’s role is just a comedic relief low steak side character villain 😭 but bc hp is written only harry’s pov it elevated draco into discourse magnet controversial puss

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@kittendlm so glad u asked!!! dutch bro’s golden eagle!!! theres nothing funnier to me than draco experiencing muggle america!! harry is worried about ME btw

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drarries hiding in muggle world