The Carolina Hurricanes have a chance to become the first organization to win the Stanley Cup and Calder Cup in the same year.
The last time it happened was 1995 (New Jersey-Albany).
Florida-Charlotte fell just short last year.
Probably the ugliest girl I’ve seen in my entire life slid me this instead of a tip at work. Kinda sucks that there’s a 90% chance I’m texting her bombed at 3 AM tonight but I’m in no condition to be turning down free hole as of late #dryspell#YouEitherHungryOrYouNot
The @Brewers over their last 28 games:
21-7 record
284 pitching strikeouts
13 HR allowed
No other MLB team has had as many wins and strikeouts while allowing as few home runs over a 28-game span.
In The Simpsons Hit & Run from 2003, a Jewish clown insults you as lousy goyim and threatens legal action if you challenge him for sleeping with your underage daughter.