top 5 male canon events:
1. cracking fl studio
2. impulsive buzzcut
3. fumbling the 7/10 with a great body that liked you
4. getting your ass beat cause of shit grades
5. realizing theres levels to this soccer shit
“Stars aligned”
“Most respected developer”
“Working in complete secret”
“All the footage is in engine”
You say this, and you announce a generic space game with like so many brand advertisements, that looks like every other bog standard AAA game and not half life 3