Simon Williamson

local diy store to kersal and surrounding areas

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

@Matt_Pinner R

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

Buy your business insurance through Simply Business using this link and get a £25 gift card. https://t.co/9IDrhX3U19 via @simplybusiness

[DIY @diymagazine]

"We didn't feel like rock stars" - @thecribs look back on their 'The New Fellas' days: https://t.co/eV7Ru3thXi

[Kristian @vonstrenginho]

Jesus. There's a time and place, Roy.

[its.co.uk @its_co_uk]

Blimey, that's pretty cool... "Wooden #Bugatti #Veyron Supersport"

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

Meteors tonight!

[Just-John McGowan @OldVeteran71]

http://t.co/XMjqH0OAAK
My Cancer Story so far
@MrsMBrewer @mikebrewer @TheEddChina

[Plumbworld @Plumbworlduk]

Flushable wipes aren't flushable and they're clogging up our sewers http://t.co/9rTuq32kvb

[Absolute Hardware @Ironmongery]

#plumbingproblems What happens when Dads take the kids to the #DIY store

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

Twit twoo talking to you diymag not the tweeter for you I think you have the wrong guy don't want to waste your time.

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

I think the people who are now following me may have me confused with another diymag. Search again

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

5 years later I am back, now a qualified plumber and going great guns in the diy biz

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

Planing my back gate as it is sticking I have no fence treatment so I am using oil from my motorbike to seal the planed edge

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

I am going to be a daddy again on wednesday. I can't wait to meet him.

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

I cut my finger with the saw yesterday I have not done that for ages owch!

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

A tedious link to a do it your self joke; What’s the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a ”quickie”, only you do it yourself.

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

Here is a better bad joke: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

Sorry the first tweet wasn't my idea. Sometimes when losing your twitter virginity you can make a rookie mistake.

[Simon Williamson @diymag]

I think my first tweet should be a fat mum joke. Your mum is so fat that when her phone beeps people think she is backing up.