drillerjetarmstrong

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http://t.co/WVrdHnLXSr "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/YDorTqURyR

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No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/ExFEfy6gp9

[drillerjetarmstrong @djdriller]

"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos http://t.co/EMpcSi5dZr

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing. http://t.co/txIaFW89

[drillerjetarmstrong @djdriller]

http://t.co/aInj1wCS Not much of a “First Aid” kit if it doesn’t have peanut butter in it.