MADNICE

Recovering @TheFourOwls DJ | Copywriter & Editor | Lifeboat Crew | Father of girls | Husband | Please clap

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

On camera, Don Jr. pulls out a little baggie with white powder at his father's birthday party.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

The fact that your government has made it illegal for me to answer yes is a damning testament to your flagrant disregard for civil liberties.

This may be targeted at those taking action against the genocide, but it sets a very dangerous precedent that puts everyone at risk.

[MADNICE @djmadnice]

Someone in the Random House marketing dept reading this

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

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Incredible move. Thing is, at this stage of the process everyone is so desperate to get it over the line money suddenly becomes not real. I’d be thinking what’s an extra couple bags on a 30 year mortgage?

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@Willadelph1980 Usually I’d agree but he’s a spaniel and has a cast iron stomach! He once wolfed down 6 mince pies (including the foil) and half a Christmas cake and didn’t bat an eyelid! (We were obviously shitting ourselves for the next week!)

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As a parent, nobody warns you about the insane amount of raisins you will be buying over the next 10 years.

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@whotakesocksoff Thanks. The left is my fave too but I didn’t want to sway anyone’s opinion. But you’re right about label space. Right one allows 4cm label height, left only 2.5cm. However there would be a big round sticker on the lid too.

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Suffolk Sea Salt market research…
Which jar do you prefer? Please reply with 1 or 2 and any opinions, good or bad. No wrong answers here!

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@biggerdeffer Thanks 🤜🏼🧂🤛🏼

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@ChristianJW1968 You prefer men, got it.
Just kidding, thanks for your thoughts on the jars. All valuable info.

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@biggerdeffer Why?

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@ChristianJW1968 Please show your working

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I feel ya, pal

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

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Made a bit of salt n that.
#SuffolkSeaSalt #SolarEvaporation #Suffolk #Felixstowe #Ipswich #sea #salt

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@jimbojonestown You really know absolutely nothing about music do you? Unfollowing.

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@maceyjust https://t.co/NMaeQwW8GR

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As the least patient person I know, making salt has certainly taught me a thing or two! After 3 weeks and a mixed bag of weather, the brine hit saturation point, leaving a thick blanket of beautiful white crystals.
Time to drain the bitterns off before it hits the drying rack.