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The songbird of my generation

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@NebraskaMegan I would not trust them

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@NathanDahm People who are actually funny don’t need to be assured of it.

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@kbaxterk @adamliptak It’s a bad plan. Many defendants would refuse to hire a woman. Would pick their attorney based on racial reasons. You could finally get pds that would refuse to take cases because they have reached their ABA limit. Judges will pack the panels with pleaders.

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@charliekirk11 Little bits

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@charliekirk11 Little bits

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@charliekirk11 Little bits

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@traceyh415 Or the public defender gets you an acquittal, or gets your case dismissed at pretrial. I did that a lot when I was a pd.

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@RAllemon @NatGeo Texas begged America for years to let them join the Union. America kept saying no cause Texas had too much debt. Finally America relented, and Texas almost immediately joins the confederacy.

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@buck_tulson Spoken like a man who can only get an erection after being pepper sprayed.

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@ScottBaio isn’t dead. You’re thinking of his career.

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@technolibrary @POTUS Ask @tedcruz to bring some back from Cancun

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@SenTedCruz @nypost Texans fleeing to Mexico when conditions get tough. That will get Mexico to pay for a wall.

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@LKrauss1 Set your faucets to a slow trickle to hopefully prevent freezing

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@LKrauss1 If your water pipes run on the exterior walls open your cabinets and run the faucets at a trickle to hopefully keep them from freezing

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@JayMorayEel @DieRobinsonDie She got ruffaloed

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@briantylercohen Who?

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@RealCandaceO The Republican Party is currently on its deathbed. Your candidacy would be the pillow to its face.

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@williamlegate The my pillow guy has set a pretty high bar.

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@Breaking911 @JackPosobiec It’s across the street and connected by tunnels.

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@mtracey She was histrionic about a mob of people that killed a police officer and was actively looking to kill her? How can you possibly exaggerate the seriousness of that event?