Apparently I was “too stressed” going through the UK border, and some AI told the guard it thought I was lying about my entry. Sure dude it’s definitely not because you have one agent for 50 customers and my flight is boarding in 10 minutes #thisfuturesucks
Before that, the border agent in Helsinki spent 10 minutes looking through all of my passport stamps because they couldn’t find my European entry… It was randomly on page 26 halfway thru an empty book. 🥴
“Dad is this tempered glass?” “Look it up you got a thousand dollar computer in your pocket..*mutters*it’s just a TikTok box for her” Ahhh the holidays 🤣
4:44 PM a stranger stopped me on the street to let me know he thought I was the greatest DJ in the world and how much New York City needed me. Ty universe that was needed ✨