D.mfBlake

Stand up Comedian-Real talk expert-9 to 5 boycotter

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

Im back @TheComedyStore This Saturday night come check me out in the Bellyroom for my therapy session

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

Im back @TheComedyStore This Friday Oct 16th @10pm in the Belly Room starting from scratch!

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

I judge a bitch off her pandora stations...music is the soundtrack to life!

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

@DatPiff @sirgrinn

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"Nigga" is the bacon of the english language...that shit is good on top of anything!

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

Im going to make a documentary about a vegan drug dealer
Auditions will be held at Jamba Juice

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

"How to steal White People"....Tell them its going to be free Starbucks & Bagels
Then shoot the net gun

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

Dumbest play call in super bowl history goes to........Pete Carol congratulations!

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

Being black has no positive financial privileges

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

As an adult with a smart phone...you should always know the difference between there their and they're!

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

#logicpro10 #yosemite #techfriends Trying not to think about monday... Even tho Im not doing shit

[D.mfBlake @DMfblake]

Costco pizza and an open bar...sounds like new material today!