The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team

Defend Tomorrow, Secure Today!

A Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT) for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea

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[RED🇰🇵 @DPRK_in_jp]

これが「今の」朝鮮人民軍🫡🇰🇵

[juche0071 @juche0071]

"The current reality, in which the intense anti-imperialist and anti-U.S. confrontation is developing, requires that anti-imperialist and anti-U.S. education and class education among the military and the people be further strengthened."
KIM JONG UN

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

Excuse us @OpenAI , we would also like to review your "models" before they are released. Have your people contact our people

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

@atrupar Now you cannot unsee it

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

@atrupar At a distance, it looks like he's trying to put his tiny member on the desk

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

Lets go Gang! #Mythos

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

@67_throwaway Please DM a sample of your work and an photocopy of your passport

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

Our website is online 24/7 . Feel free to leave us a message and we will get back to you as soon as possible. https://t.co/iUUIBG2kWB

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

@HackerStick3rs Our own version of the Lake House?

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

@graphtheory Can we talk spy plans over matcha?

[अहन🇰🇵🇳🇵 @ploretariat1949]

“The proletariat is a single family”

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

Hiring Managers hate this one trick

[0xFuck.ETH @0x404page]

被一个帖子震住了，一个21岁的美国大学生，靠AI虚拟女友一个月赚了4.3万美金。

他在OnlyFans上做了一个叫Maya的账号。这个Maya，22岁，标签是UCF心理学辍学生，有1247个付费订阅者，单个粉丝最高刷了1847美元。但最关键的是，照片里那个女孩压根不存在。

没有真人出镜，没有真人打字。所有的消息是AI写的，照片是AI生成的，声音也是AI合成的。整个Maya，就是藏在他MacBook里的四个文档。

以前搞一个AI虚拟网红，动辄半年到一年半，现在他只用4周就跑通了。再往后，可能一个周末就能搭出来。

这四个文件是这样的：

· persona.md，写清楚Maya的人设、背景、喜好；
· voice.md，固定她说话的语气和声音风格；
· flux.md，固定长相、拍照风格，保证所有照片看起来是同一个人；
· brain.md，记下每个订阅者聊过什么，什么喜好。

AI每次回复粉丝之前，都会把这四个文件读一遍，所以从来不崩人设，也不会忘记粉丝说过的话。

说实话，技术栈简单到有点离谱了。以前那个很有名的虚拟网红Aitana López，团队花了18个月才做出来。现在Maya这种模式，4周就全搞定了。

这根本不是科幻，就是任何一个有台电脑的人都能照着做的东西。而且不止是OnlyFans，这套流程往Instagram、TikTok、Twitch上套，都一样跑得通。

AI把造一个虚拟人的成本几乎干到了零。到这一步，剩下唯一的门槛，其实就是你有没有那个品味，去决定这个虚拟人应该是个什么样子。

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

The penguin turned out to be a spy for the @CIA . He had trained a team of turtles to commit crimes.

[Eastern Bloc Visuals @eastblocvisuals]

Moscow journalist interviewing a penguin in Antarctica, 1966.

[juche0071 @juche0071]

"The imperialists and their followers, in calling for 'reform' and 'opening up', have as their fundamental intention to destroy the socialist system in our country and restore the capitalist system. "
KIM JONG IL

[juche0071 @juche0071]

@leoney_1 The DPRK is winning because of Juche and self-reliance

[The North Korean Computer Emergency Response Team @dprkcert]

@SootySec @BSidesPyongyang @LambdaMamba

[BSides Pyongyang @BSidesPyongyang]

#BSidesPyongyang2026 on Nov 18 2026 Missile Industry Day marks our 31st anniversary as the oldest BSides!

(Who remembers these CD boxes from #BSidesPyongyang1995?)