David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚

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[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

Crying man the idea of him being sat there at 4am the night before going “Oh fuck what do I do?” And just doom scrolling Vettel aura edits on TikTok has me creasing

[ray @ln4norris]

lando on letting the moment decide his championship celebration:

“before the weekend i thought ‘do i look up a video, like how to celebrate a world championship?’ and i was going to look at sebastian vettel, because he’s always good for celebrations and doing cool, unique things. lewis hamilton too.

i was thinking, ‘what do i do? do i need to copy some of these things?’ but i’m happy i didn’t in the end, because what played out was just what i felt in the moment and that’s what made it extra special.”

[Grumpy Kerb @GrumpyKerb]

@F1GuyDan That's a fair point. For Norris, relying on weird coincidences and random trivia is a safer bet then relying on his car.

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

The concept of a mid rave interval so everyone can do a CRB check and make sure they aren’t dancing with bad people

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

Crying man they want him conducting full scale background checks in the middle of the club lmao

[ray @ln4norris]

LANDO 😭😭😭

“i had a lot of battery issues and turbo issues, i think [..] this was already my third battery of the season, so i'm already out of batteries.

maybe if i just put two combustion engines in and forget the battery, maybe i'll finish the race”

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

Race week again. Yay. And as I’m sure is the case for everyone else I am filled with hope, excitement and positivity…

[stab!! ¹ ⁶ is ia @lantheress]

@Keir_Starmer @10DowningStreet @UKParliament @UKHouseofLords @HouseofCommons DO SOMETHING

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

@KAC_90 It certainly has its moments lol

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

What did he know

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

Secured LN1 and decided to make a shit car so Oscar can never win one

Pleasure doing business with you Zak

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

@purplelando

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

@Charls_2021 At this rate we’ll be lucky if they even show up in Barcelona might end up going to Austria by accident and just forgetting Spain entirely 😭

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

The “Number 4 car” quite literally isn’t on the grid this year and it’s not that deep and yknow it doesn’t really matter blah blah but like I also don’t think it’s that difficult to remember it’s 1 not 4 now lmao

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

@Charls_2021 At least I think it was if I’m wrong then my bad but I’m pretty sure that came from the McLaren app

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

@Charls_2021 McLaren lmao

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

@fulltimef4ngirl Yeah like again, not that deep in the grand scheme of things but it was a team effort and you’d think they’d be shouting it from the roooftops when they get the chance

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

Too soon my bad

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

I just finished my first race on the F126 update to the F1 game, and I’ve got to say it’s a disgrace that EA get away with making this game so disgustingly unrealistic every year

I mean how am I able to complete a race distance as Lando Norris, it’s way outside the realms of reality… should have their licensed revoked

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

Yeah guys come on let’s remain positive you’re all so harsh on the team and pessimistic could never be me

[ray @ln4norris]

lando: “not our weekend. another DNF for us. another failure of some sort. frustrating [..]

keep our heads up, keep looking ahead to the next one. i know it’s been a tough couple of weeks but let’s remain positive” 🫩

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

Free Isack he did nothing wrong I’ve always supported the French over the commonwealth Viva La France 🇫🇷

[David Parker ¹ | #darktimes 💚 @DParkerF1]

Blocked of course but flexing a grand slam on behalf of another driver when said driver is going to eclipse your drivers entire career at 19 years old is one of the choices of all time