Savage

[Savage @DSavageOne]

Whatchu mean how did I call him accidentally? While stalking him to see if he’s online, like every other normal woman. Yes, normal woman, cause bitch that ain’t done it ain’t normal. You feelin’ me?

[Savage @DSavageOne]

Oh, I’m sorry, women are the complicated ones. Didn’t get the memo.
This mofo wanna play me. Alright baby, let’s dance.

[Savage @DSavageOne]

I accidentally dialed my crush today after being left on read for 10 days. I immediately h/u and switched the phone off. Like, it never happened. That was followed by a 30 min freak out. And then by a “oh, fuck it”. Eventually, I was like- nu-ah, it never rang, fo sho.

[Savage @DSavageOne]

Boom! 3 hrs later motherfucker struts in with a “hi, can i call you later, kisses and shit.”
Dude, you left me on read 10 days ago, and it was a question that you just read and went on about your business. Wtf