Dan to the Bottom

And now the mice fly by

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@BlockClubCHI Love it. A whole article full of people blaming everyone except the people doing the shooting, who are of course still out there and free to do more shooting. Wonder why nothing ever changes?

[Chief Cub @ChiefCub]

Alex Bregman has left a major league leading 140 runners on base.

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@suntimes_sports @JeffAgrest This is the most factual statement on X this morning.

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@scottmerkin In the south loop seeing lots of all of these and also lots of happy electronic music fans going to northerly island. Good vibes all around

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

Another beer? Alright cool.

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@consequence Because nobody cares about their political opinions. They are there to be entertained, Joan.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice And Having Him Run For Senate https://t.co/mgfEPNVmPt

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@Heddysteve @disco_biscuits @TheParamountNY That Freeze segment would be amazing

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@disco_biscuits @TheParamountNY Seeing his take on songs from the post-Sammy era would be coolest.

Under Ur Spell
Freeze
Anthem
Pimp Blue Rikki
Minions (finish what he started)

[Chicago History ™️ @Chicago_History]

The Cubs have not won a game since May 15th, the day that Billy Goat Tavern owner Sam Sianis passed away. Is the curse back?

#ChicagoHistory ⚾️

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@Marc_Brownstein CWB was perfect. Thanks guys!

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@StubHub All this weekend when I click on tickets I want I’ve been getting “sorry listing is no longer available”. But then I refresh the page and they’re still there and unavailable. How do I get my search to stop showing me tickets that aren’t available?

[🫧 DJ Brownie @Marc_Brownstein]

When the shrooms didn’t hit yet and you take a second dose before the first kicks in

[Brett on 35th @haffball7]

Len Kasper with an awesome tribute to the late John Sterling with his homer call 🖤

[Alden González @Alden_Gonzalez]

Jose Soriano against the White Sox this year:

9 IP, 8 ER.

Jose Soriano against everybody else this year:

37 2/3 IP, 1 ER.

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

All I can think of when I see this pitcher for the @Nationals is Beavis

[The Disco Biscuits 🌲👽🌲 @disco_biscuits]

Never miss a Sunday show! We're set to make Sunday May 24th at the @themishawaka a special Sunday show at that 😏 Vote on what we should do at https://t.co/5o0C7g6wag and we'll see you in Poudre Canyon next month 🗳️

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@disco_biscuits @themishawaka I really want to hear all the CWB with Marlon.

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@mlbtraderumors Did it happen during the pictured high five?

[Dan to the Bottom @DSchwartz024]

@tybiscus Has there been a Marlon Under Ur Spell yet?